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shinejokes
01-10-2005, 07:12 AM
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?

If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?

If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?

If all the world's a stage, and all the people players, why isn't there better acting on 'Baywatch'?

If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?

If you got into a taxi and the driver starts driving backwards, does she/he owe you money?

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
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