What was the worst thing you've ever done? :cool:

Joking about dead babies in front of people who had lost their baby (when I realized that I wished someone teleported me to Antarctica immediately).

Joined allforums....lol just kidding.

Uh.....IDK, being a jerk to unfortunate people when I was younger.

I pulled the fire alarm at a large retirement home.....I felt bad, but then again, I've never seen old people run (or walk) so fast.

The worst thing I have ever done happened many years ago, when I was very drunk. I threw up on a woman while having sex. I have deliberately never gotten that drunk again.

Ew Imagineer!!!

Probably the most embarrasing thing I've ever done happened last year in 8th grade. ShadowGarnet, me, and our other friends were sitting at a table for lunch. This is what happened:

ShadowGarnet (A girl by the way): Oh please. You know you want me.

Me: Sorry but I donh't do girls...

The whole table erupted with laughter at my mistake...It still haunts me to this day :D

Name - Reven,
Loves Charmed
Sorry but i dont do girls.

lol are you at all confused somewhere or just desperate to come out. Jokes.

My worst thing was probably when i was 16 working in a nursing home. MY daily dutys were pretty easy, clean, give them tea and biscuits, clean etc. But once they were really really low staff and this matron asked me to help take some guy out of a bath. As i was helping (holding under his arms) obviously my eyes wandered and im not sure whether it was the sight of his penis or just cause i wasnt expecting it to be so nasty that i released my grip for a second long enough for him to suddenly slide down my arms, hit his head on this metal girder and bite his lip. The worst thing in this was that he started to cry and i was just stood there holding this naked old guy crying. Really quite disturbing.

revenG and DeSire were these two little chinese dudes from Japan...wait....Japanese dudes from Japan that did this percussion instrument song called "Tsuguru." I liked the names so I just combined them together...

Oh please Loki...lol...*yawn* I hate being up at 10.25 am on a saturday...

Originally posted by Imagineer
The worst thing I have ever done happened many years ago, when I was very drunk. I threw up on a woman while having sex. I have deliberately never gotten that drunk again.

OH MY DEAR GOD...YOU ROCK!!

THIS IS HORRIBLE...
i let my first ex-husband move in with me and my 2nd husband (who is now my ex-husband); eventually, i ended my marriage to get back together with my first husband!!

I was with my family vacationing in Malaysia when suddenly the fire alarm in our building went off. It was a trial drill, but I convinced :cool: everyone that it was the real thing.

That :D was funny, seeing them run around like that.

In 7th grade I stole cash (usually $20~40) from my mother's purse to buy stuff for myself or treat friends, on a regular basis, for months.

Before about the age of 10 I was a very cruel kid who enjoyed torturing little stray insects or small animals, sometimes to death. I had this absolutely unexplanable thirst to see blood and cause pain as a kid. It frightens and confuses me even today, because I've now become a very gentle person.

worse thing i did was probably steal when i was kid

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
My worst thing was probably when i was 16 working in a nursing home. MY daily dutys were pretty easy, clean, give them tea and biscuits, clean etc. But once they were really really low staff and this matron asked me to help take some guy out of a bath. As i was helping (holding under his arms) obviously my eyes wandered and im not sure whether it was the sight of his penis or just cause i wasnt expecting it to be so nasty that i released my grip for a second long enough for him to suddenly slide down my arms, hit his head on this metal girder and bite his lip. The worst thing in this was that he started to cry and i was just stood there holding this naked old guy crying. Really quite disturbing.
This story positively rocks! Thanks for sharing...

Okay, one good turn deserves another, so here you go:

I got all fuckered up on ecstasy about 7 years ago when the craze hit Chicago, went to a club, dropped about 200 dollars on 10 rolls, took five, wound up in a fat chicks bed at around 4:00 in the morning (nothing happened - I can't function on that shit, and not to mention, I wasn't interested), took two more rolls when I left, didn't have any idea where I was, but I managed to hail a cab somewhere off of state street, was able to lure the cabby into driving me 25 minutes to my girlfriends house with only 10 dollars in my pocket, and my memory starts to fade here, but if I recall correctly, I was jawing like I had cerebral palsy, and as soon as I saw the ball and chain, I told her to dye her hair blonde, lose 10 pounds, and drink some vodka. Needless to say, that didn't sit too well, so she told me to leave the room. I supposedly told her that if she made me leave, I'd be forced to do something she'd regret later. Being the kind of girl she was, she forced the issue. Anyway, to make a long story short, I woke up the next morning alone, and immediately wondered why I was in her roommate's bed. She came busting into the room when I called her name, and threw all of her bed sheets at me. It registered with me what happened: I must have pissed all over her bed during the course of the morning hours with her in it. Talk about embarrassed...

Come to think of it, no I wasn't - she was a bitch, but it's one hell of a story anyway.

Oh yeah, and I don't know if most of you remember the Menendez bros., but I was hobnobbing with my dad at one of his functions when I broke out telling spontaneous jokes about whatever popped into my head. I had just enough time to belt out three that met with some success, when I told one about Lyle and Erik that went over like a lead balloon. At first, I couldn't figure it out...it had what seemed like to me like all the necessary constituents of a funny joke, but nothing. So like Peter Griffin from the Family Guy, I said, what's wrong, don't you get it? My dad grabs my arm and tells me that one of the men attending the party was the brother of Kitty Menendez. Talk about embarrassed...this time I mean it.

Prae I want to go to Chicago. I knew a guy who lived there and he said the city is full of liberals and that he hates them...so it sounds like fun! Good place for me!

If I ever go, I'll tell you that way we can blast britney spears music in your car and I can skip down the streets of Chicago going crazy and laughing...that sounds fun!!!!!!!!! don't you think? HAHAHAHAHAA!

Cheers Pra :) Not sure if i mentioned, but i ended up quitting shortly after. The peeps in that home were so weird, One granny wouldnt throw anything away and would just swear at you when you tried to take left over Tea and biscuits away. One guy just looked out of the window every day all day.

Lol about the joke, silence is just wrong in those situations.

OD heres a question ive been meaning to ask you, (apologies for the minor thread jacking but its in relevence to his responce) Do you feel you need to be camp to be gay? Like i imagine your not at all camp at home (possibly affectionate or excitable but not camp) and yet in this clubs or with your cousin i can imagine your quite camp.

Ive nothing against it, im just curious why people who come out as gay suddenly go from "normal" to camp overnight?

Originally posted by Overdose
If I ever go, I'll tell you that way we can blast britney spears music in your car and I can skip down the streets of Chicago going crazy and laughing...that sounds fun!!!!!!!!! don't you think? HAHAHAHAHAA!
You'll fit right in at Belmont and Clark.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Cheers Pra :) Not sure if i mentioned, but i ended up quitting shortly after. The peeps in that home were so weird, One granny wouldnt throw anything away and would just swear at you when you tried to take left over Tea and biscuits away. One guy just looked out of the window every day all day.

Lol about the joke, silence is just wrong in those situations.
Cheers, back at ya. :) Sounds like a job I'd never want...

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
OD heres a question ive been meaning to ask you, (apologies for the minor thread jacking but its in relevence to his responce) Do you feel you need to be camp to be gay? Like i imagine your not at all camp at home (possibly affectionate or excitable but not camp) and yet in this clubs or with your cousin i can imagine your quite camp.

Ive nothing against it, im just curious why people who come out as gay suddenly go from "normal" to camp overnight? [/B]
This is an excellent query, OD. I didn't know what "camp" meant, but I can infer from the context of Loki's sentence that it translates to overly flamboyant. Why do some gay people go from zero to superqueer in nanoseconds? Perhaps you're the wrong person to ask seeing as to how you're only 15, so if I can, I'd like to shout the question off to Vile. Hopefully, he'll read this, but if not, then oh well...

i loved chicago when i was stationed up there (in great lakes). hated that the clubs closed so early; we only found one that closed at 4...the others closed at 2! unheard of when you're from a place where most bars are open 23 hours a day! but i love that city; i'd move back there if i'm offered a job.

*completely wanders off Chicago* Is it me, or is Los Angeles, like, super-polluted in the morning?

you're right.
i remember driving on the freeway through l.a. early in the morning (8 or so), and it being so smoggy it seemed dreary.

Yeah I agree. I could barely see the tip of the Matterhorn at Disneyland (The Happiest Place on Earth :D) because of the freaking smoke from the steak fry next door...gah...

isn't that sad?
orlando doesn't have that problem (in fact, during boot camp in orlando, we'd go out for morning p.t. at about 4:30 and it was so clear we could see millions of stars!). i want to move to vermont or montana.

I'm hoping to move to Sweden when I get older. Always wanted to visit and hopefully live there.

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
I'm hoping to move to Sweden when I get older. Always wanted to visit and hopefully live there.

I hear there are porn stars everywhere . . .

maybe i should consider moving there. i think i'd like sweeden!!

Ahh hell yeah, my mate went there and took a whole bunch of pictures in the clubs he went to. I swear it was like 100 fit women to 1 (less than attractive as displayed by the media to fit a steretype) woman.

Drinks and things are well expensive over there though.

screw it. it'd be worth it!!

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Ahh hell yeah, my mate went there and took a whole bunch of pictures in the clubs he went to. I swear it was like 100 fit women to 1 (less than attractive as displayed by the media to fit a steretype) woman.

Drinks and things are well expensive over there though.

Who said anything about the women? personally, I love the enviroment...mountains....rivers....

lok digs its "mountains" too!!

Ugh especially those HUGE ones? Gotta love 'em :D

yeah, you've got to!!

woo jenny hi-five!

back at ya!

Originally posted by jennygadling
THIS IS HORRIBLE...
i let my first ex-husband move in with me and my 2nd husband (who is now my ex-husband); eventually, i ended my marriage to get back together with my first husband!!

Incredible - and your 2nd husband was ok with that? Jeez he must have been a wimp, or you must have had some special control over his mind !

the latter, my friend!

You must have some crazy mojo going on.

Originally posted by DrewM
You must have some crazy mojo going on.

i don't know what it is...i just seem to have that effect on people! my first ex moved here from east chicago, knowing he'd be living with me and my second husband. he said i was his; he'd simply come to claim what was rightfully his (sweet, but kind of nuts, don't you think??):@@:

mojo (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=mojo)

Interesting approach by the ex-husband, certainly destined for failure 99% of the time - but it sounds great! You've got to hand it to him.

Still can't understand how the 2nd husband let it happen. If it were me I would have said - better idea - you go to east chicago and stay with him.

So did the 1st / 3rd husband stick around or go back to east chicago after he destroyed husband No.2's self esteem?

he's still here, drew! sometimes i remember exactly why he was my ex-husband, but it's pretty good for the most part.

We love steamy sex stories!!! Don't we, Jenny? ;)

Did you get an invite to Jerry Springer?

Oh please, girlfriend they'd probably do better without me;) .

to revenG:
yes, we LOVE a good sex story!!

and to lok:
no, we didn't, although i'm sure that we would've if they'd gotten wind of our story.:D

Woo steamy sex stories! Cmon Borg tell us yours!

anyone else have some steamy stories??? we'd LOVE to hear them!

Cybersex counts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Woo steamy sex stories! Cmon Borg tell us yours!
Yeah, I have lots of them. :@@:

Well of course you do, dude! You're a moderator!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Well of course you do, dude! You're a moderator!!!!!!!!
I signed onto the Allforums staff hoping for the hot chicks I had heard so much about...but there's been a surprising lack of them on my bed. :)

Originally posted by BorgHunter
but there's been a surprising lack of them on my bed. :)

Your using the wrong duct tape then, the reason they keep getting away is you need stronger adhesive.

cute, lok...really cute. is that the secret of your success??

You read him, Jenny, get into his bed! :)

lol well it takes a handsome face, a beautiful body, great charm and a witty personalty to get them their in the first place.

Then i pay the male escort to piss off and have my wicked way.

Joking... clearly.

*gasp* loki are you calling Jenny UGLY???

lol I'm kidding

But no I don't think so loki. *goes all counselor* It's what's on the inside that counts! *shoots himself*

i don't think i am

You missed my point :P read it again,

Im sure your both beautiful people though

ty, lok. back to you!!

Let me tell you guys, if I lived in Florida Borg would have some pretty goddamn good steamy stories to tell ;)

At the moment I have bite marks on my collar bone from last Thursday... Youll have to ask if you want details.

Dark that's disgusting in a good sort of way...

Loki: THANKS!!! You are too!!! ;-)

Which part of my post are you referring to revenG?

Collar bone marks :)

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Collar bone marks :)
If you knew me, I would guess that the other part would be pretty damned disgusting for you too.

Luckily enough, it isn't for me. :D

Borg I'd actually be very interested in hearing your stories

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Borg I'd actually be very interested in hearing your stories
What stories?!

Your steamy sex stories!!! You know you have em!!!

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Your steamy sex stories!!! You know you have em!!!
The only steamy sex stories I have can be played by one person, as long as the one person has a usable right hand...

Or there's 2 people and one of them has a usable hand and the other just lays back....that one works!

you two need help!

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Or there's 2 people and one of them has a usable hand and the other just lays back....that one works!
But I don't have any stories to share like that...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
But I don't have any stories to share like that...

be patient, borg...one day you'll have more stories than you care to remember!:D

Sure you don't. And I HATE Vanessa Carlton :)

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Sure you don't. And I HATE Vanessa Carlton :)
WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?! ::hides::

Because...wooooo!