Decka
12-31-2004, 12:58 AM
So there's a gay couple, made up of the "butch" and the "bitch" (butch=manly guy, bitch=feminine).....
The Butch goes to the doctor, he pleads "Doc, you gotta help me! I can't grow chest hair!"
The doctor looks at him calmly and says "No sweat, i have just the thing."
The doctor leaves and comes back with a tube of Vasoline.
"Just rub this on your chest and you should start to have some hair growth, you see, Vasoline induces hair growth"
The Butch is overjoyed and rubs it all over his chest. He drives home and meets his bitch, who is in the mood.
The two start to get into it, and the bitch takes off butch's shirt, and quickly inquires "what the hell is this stuff all over your chest???"
Butch answers "The doctor says it will help me to grow hair on my chest, Vasoline helps grow hair!"
The Bitch quickly answers "Thats Bullshit!! if that was true than you'd have a PONYTAIL growing out of your ass!!!!"
mu ha ha ha
The Butch goes to the doctor, he pleads "Doc, you gotta help me! I can't grow chest hair!"
The doctor looks at him calmly and says "No sweat, i have just the thing."
The doctor leaves and comes back with a tube of Vasoline.
"Just rub this on your chest and you should start to have some hair growth, you see, Vasoline induces hair growth"
The Butch is overjoyed and rubs it all over his chest. He drives home and meets his bitch, who is in the mood.
The two start to get into it, and the bitch takes off butch's shirt, and quickly inquires "what the hell is this stuff all over your chest???"
Butch answers "The doctor says it will help me to grow hair on my chest, Vasoline helps grow hair!"
The Bitch quickly answers "Thats Bullshit!! if that was true than you'd have a PONYTAIL growing out of your ass!!!!"
mu ha ha ha