Echo2
12-28-2004, 01:34 PM
Text Book Stickers For The Anti-Science Sect
These stickers are a pisser, and you can download, print and stick them to your textbooks. Do it for your kids so they never have to think!
Here are some examples. The first is real wording for the first disclaimer is taken verbatim from the sticker designed by the Cobb County School District in Georgia:
Sticker 1: This textbook contains meaterial on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. The material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Sticker 2: This textbook states that the earth is over 4 billion years old. Because some people strongly believe that the earth cannot be this old, the material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Sticker 5: This textbook contains material on gravity. Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding a force that cannot be directly seen. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Sticker 8: This textbook claims that evolution is not fully accepted by scientists because it is just a theory. The author hopes to confuse you into equating "scientific theory" with "cockamamie theory." To read a short blurb on what a scientific theory is, go to, http://wilstar.com/theories.htm.
Sticker 30: This book discusses evolution. President George W. Bush said, "On the issue of evolution, the verdict is still out on how God created the Earth." Therefre, until 2008 this material shood be aproched with an open mind, studeed carefuly, and critcly consid'rd.
I love a good satire. :-)
These stickers are a pisser, and you can download, print and stick them to your textbooks. Do it for your kids so they never have to think!
Here are some examples. The first is real wording for the first disclaimer is taken verbatim from the sticker designed by the Cobb County School District in Georgia:
Sticker 1: This textbook contains meaterial on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. The material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Sticker 2: This textbook states that the earth is over 4 billion years old. Because some people strongly believe that the earth cannot be this old, the material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Sticker 5: This textbook contains material on gravity. Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding a force that cannot be directly seen. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
Sticker 8: This textbook claims that evolution is not fully accepted by scientists because it is just a theory. The author hopes to confuse you into equating "scientific theory" with "cockamamie theory." To read a short blurb on what a scientific theory is, go to, http://wilstar.com/theories.htm.
Sticker 30: This book discusses evolution. President George W. Bush said, "On the issue of evolution, the verdict is still out on how God created the Earth." Therefre, until 2008 this material shood be aproched with an open mind, studeed carefuly, and critcly consid'rd.
I love a good satire. :-)