It is with saddest heart that we must pass on the following news

Please join us in remembering a great Icon of the entertainment community

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71

Doughboy was buried in a light greased coffin.

Dozens of Celebrities turned out to pay there respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch

The gravesite was piled high with flours

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded

Doughboy rose quickly in show busniess, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes

Despite being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart

The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.