A mexican walks toward this hotel. He's walked all day and is in desperate need of rest. He goes to the hotel clerk and asks if they have any rooms. The hotel clerk responds

"Why yes, we have one room left.....BUT there's a catch. There's a devil satanist up there, but the room is extra big".

The mexican is tired and just says OK..

So the mexican goes up to his room, and on the bed is sitting this devil-satanist who he had heard about. The Devil Satanist immediately says:

"Sit on my hand and you'll get a big suprise"

curious, the mexican does as he is told, and he melts!


Later comes a white guy, who has also walked all day and is in need of a room. he askes the hotel clerk if they have any rooms, and she replies the same way. The white guys is tired and decides a room with a devil satanist is better than no room. So he goes upstairs and in on the bed still sits the devil satanist. Immediately the Devil Satanist says:

"Sit on my hand and you'll get a big suprise"

curious, the white guy does as he is told....and HE melts!


Finally a Black guy comes to the hotel, he's been walking all day and is in DIRE need of rest. He goes through the same routine, the ONLY room left is the one with the devil satanist in it. The black reluctantly excepts that room. So the black guy hurries up the stairs, opens the door, and there is sitting the devil satanist, who again immediately says:

"Sit on my hand and you'll get a big suprise"

curious, the black guy does as he is told...but nothing happens! confusion is all over the devil satanist, who asks "why didnt you melt?" The black guy responds "Milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand"