>The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
>The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
>The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy -- I
>can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
>lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
>things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
>The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
>husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
>The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You
>didn't tell me you had a prescription.