revenG_DeSire
12-05-2004, 06:36 PM
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette lived on a farm. They decided to raise a bull, but first they needed to buy one. They had $600 and decided to go to town the next day to shop for a bull.
The next day, the brunette realized something.
"Hey blonde," she said, "You should stay here. You're going to have tobring the bull back because I have to go visit Grandma in the next town."
"Well, why don't I just go right now?" the blonde said.
"I don't know if there are any bulls for sale. I'll go check and if there are, I'll see if I can buy one and I'll send you a telegram."
They agreed and the brunette left, walking the 2 miles to town. She reached the town and saw that there was a bull. It cost $599, and thus, she decided to get it.
When she went to the post office, she noticed that she only had $1 for the telegram. The brunette went up to the lady in charge.
"Excuse me," she said, "How much are the telegrams?"
"A dollar a word," replied the woman at the counter.
"Hmmm.." she thought.
After about a minute of thinking, the brunette replied.
"Alright then. I would like you to send a telegram to 1248 N. Denja Street."
"What would you like it to say?" said the woman at the counter.
"Comfortable."
"Well, why comfortable?"
"The girl I'm sending it to is blonde," the brunette replied. "She reads slow. Comfortable is the perfect word for her. COM FOR DA BULL."
That was lame, wasn't it? :D
A blonde and a brunette lived on a farm. They decided to raise a bull, but first they needed to buy one. They had $600 and decided to go to town the next day to shop for a bull.
The next day, the brunette realized something.
"Hey blonde," she said, "You should stay here. You're going to have tobring the bull back because I have to go visit Grandma in the next town."
"Well, why don't I just go right now?" the blonde said.
"I don't know if there are any bulls for sale. I'll go check and if there are, I'll see if I can buy one and I'll send you a telegram."
They agreed and the brunette left, walking the 2 miles to town. She reached the town and saw that there was a bull. It cost $599, and thus, she decided to get it.
When she went to the post office, she noticed that she only had $1 for the telegram. The brunette went up to the lady in charge.
"Excuse me," she said, "How much are the telegrams?"
"A dollar a word," replied the woman at the counter.
"Hmmm.." she thought.
After about a minute of thinking, the brunette replied.
"Alright then. I would like you to send a telegram to 1248 N. Denja Street."
"What would you like it to say?" said the woman at the counter.
"Comfortable."
"Well, why comfortable?"
"The girl I'm sending it to is blonde," the brunette replied. "She reads slow. Comfortable is the perfect word for her. COM FOR DA BULL."
That was lame, wasn't it? :D