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"I hope none of the extremists in my party find out I'm religious."

::thinking to self:: (" .... mmmm, tasty .... glad the bishop didn't make a fuss this time ... guess it's because I lost ... where's the wine? ... damn I've got cotton mouth .... gotta lay off that budd before walking in here ... ")

LMAO !!!!:D

Priest: The body of Christ.

Kerry: Hmm I wonder if this will help with the cannibal vote.

*Gulp* "Keep 'em comin', preacher!"

"Out with the liberal teeth, in with the republic"