View Full Version : Which army would you chose?
old-reb
12-04-2004, 07:39 AM
Alexander the Great was not Alexander the timid. Men who followed him could be confident that they would be winners and not corpses.
Now if you lived in Mosul, Iraq which army would you choose. Army #1 protects the people and offers a representive government and world prosperty but army #2 offers
Islamic tranny. Chose freedom? No way!
The army of freedom and reason is a little stupid. They put you in cute uniforms and tell you to protect the citizens from terrorist and also you must protect terrorist because they are people too.
Now if a terrorist, who is disquised as an innocent civilian sees you in your cute uniform, he is to kill you and leave your children without a father etc, etc. If a terrorist is trying to kill you and then he surrenders then you must treat him with upmost respect and never insult him in any way or you go to jail.
Now suppose you have fought hard by using intelligence and fighting to capture 50 of the terrorist. What do you do now? Well, you put them in a cell as bait for other terrorist to come and kill you to free their team. No kids, daddy won't be coming home.
Would you choose army #1 of good boy scouts or would you choose army #2 of lions that is a winner? Hmmm "Stupid is as Stupid does"
During the assault on the police station, the attackers set free about 50 prisoners and set two police pickup trucks ablaze.
Clouds of thick, dark smoke poured into the air.
In an Internet statement, the guerrilla group led by Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi claimed responsibility for the
attack.
"The lions of al Qaeda in Iraq attacked the headquarters of the apostates who sold their religion, honour and land... and
attacked the Seydiya police station, killing everyone inside except for two who fled," the statement said.
http://www.swissinfo.org/sen/Swissinfo.html?siteSect=143&sid=5383001
box19
12-04-2004, 08:56 AM
Army #1. What a surprise. Funny though, that choice sounds so familiar...
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
;)
BorgHunter
12-04-2004, 05:39 PM
Army #2 offers an Islamic tranny? I'm sorry, I don't go for that transsexual stuff...;)
Darth Be'lal
12-04-2004, 06:51 PM
Reb,
In order for the United States and the Interim Iraqi government to prevail, they're going to have to be able to protect the people in Iraq, without that, the Iraqis will side with the terrorists, if for no other reason than to avoid being killed.
Blibblob
12-04-2004, 09:29 PM
There needs to be a third option! Army #3. The Robot army! I'll be general! Our goal is to demolish countries and have fun. Oh, and to implant a Bluetooth in everybody's brain. Maybe a little wireless internet reciever and sender in there too, a la Nintendo DS. Then we march across the planet! Over land, under water, through buildings! Nobody can stop us! And for more fun, a Storm Trooper army! Watching them fall over each other, and poor shots...ah, so funny... Nobody will be able to stop us! Harrison Ford will be locked up!
CRUSH! KRUG KILL FLESHY PINK THING[S]!
old-reb
12-05-2004, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by box19
Army #1. What a surprise. Funny though, that choice sounds so familiar...
"This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."
;)
I see you are an idealist who is willing to die for what is right.
This thing about the pills; is that part of "go ask mary"?
I see this part of your sig applies to this thread.
"In the battle between good and evil, evil will always win. Because we cheat."
Greetings to England.
old reb
old-reb
12-05-2004, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by BorgHunter
Army #2 offers an Islamic tranny? I'm sorry, I don't go for that transsexual stuff...;)
What a difference a Y makes "tyranny". sorry for the spellig.
old-reb
12-05-2004, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by Darth Be'lal
Reb,
In order for the United States and the Interim Iraqi government to prevail, they're going to have to be able to protect the people in Iraq, without that, the Iraqis will side with the terrorists, if for no other reason than to avoid being killed.
But can we win under the present set of rules where we play with boyscout rules and they play with kill to win rules? We just can't justify the high loses to play with two sets of rules.
old reb
old-reb
12-05-2004, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by Blibblob
There needs to be a third option! Army #3. The Robot army! I'll be general! Our goal is to demolish countries and have fun. Oh, and to implant a Bluetooth in everybody's brain. Maybe a little wireless internet reciever and sender in there too, a la Nintendo DS. Then we march across the planet! Over land, under water, through buildings! Nobody can stop us! And for more fun, a Storm Trooper army! Watching them fall over each other, and poor shots...ah, so funny... Nobody will be able to stop us! Harrison Ford will be locked up!
CRUSH! KRUG KILL FLESHY PINK THING[S]!
The president of worms leads an army of robots. I see you think "high tech video games" Carry on Space Cadet.
old reb
box19
12-05-2004, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by old-reb
I see you are an idealist who is willing to die for what is right.
Yessir. But don't expect me to be happy about it. :)
This thing about the pills; is that part of "go ask mary"?
It's from the Matrix. Morpheus is asking Neo to choose between the truth and the illusion that is the Matrix. Don't bother with the other two movies, though. Waste of time, money, brain cells...
I see this part of your sig applies to this thread.
Sad but true. If only people played by the rules. If only pigs could fly...
Greetings to England.
Thanks to the internet, it's a small world after all! ;)
Darth Be'lal
12-05-2004, 07:06 PM
Reb,
Don't think we can't come up with dirty tricks in Iraq.
We can play dirty as well. We've used a few dirty tricks ourselves. In Fallujah, for instance, there was a general announcement made that food and water would be given freely to the Iraqi civilians stuck in Fallujah. Well, when the Iraqis showed up, they tested the men for gun powder residue, all those who had gunpowder residue were arrested. Kinda neat, huh?
Another cool trick was that the army "lied" to the press and to the terrorists hiding in Fallujah and said they were going to invade Fallujah and such and such a date. The marines held off the invasion for a couple of days and just watched to see how the terrorists would respond. What tactics they would use, THEN the marines stormed the place.
You have a point, the U.S. can't fight terrorists with one hand tied behind our back. If terrorists shelter in mosques, we need to do whatever is neccessary to root them out. If it means destroying the mosque, so be it. There are other things we can do, but you see the point I'm making?
Overdose
12-05-2004, 08:50 PM
I like number 2
Travh20
12-05-2004, 10:07 PM
ironically he doesnt know how true that statement about picking # 2 is.
and overdose, can you get any gayer? it seems you getting to be a bigger flamer with each passing day. that maddona avatar is about as gay a think as a man can put on his posts, after the gay guys kissing with the saying "boys will be girls" of course
Overdose
12-05-2004, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
and overdose, can you get any gayer? it seems you getting to be a bigger flamer with each passing day. that maddona avatar is about as gay a think as a man can put on his posts, after the gay guys kissing with the saying "boys will be girls" of course
BORG! I told you he would comment on my signature and my "boys will be girls" saying! hahahahahahahaha
the theory is proven! lol
Travh20
12-05-2004, 10:23 PM
why else would you put that crap on your posts other then to have people comment on it?
Overdose
12-05-2004, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
why else would you put that crap on your posts other then to have people comment on it?
ummmmm........to laugh a hell -of a lot when you comment on them.....
and because it's sooooo in-style to be gay.
Travh20
12-06-2004, 10:06 AM
if you insist
Overdose
12-06-2004, 10:30 AM
lol, what the hell kind of a reply was that?
LionelHutz
12-06-2004, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Travh20
why else would you put that crap on your posts other then to have people comment on it?
Then why do you do it?
silverbulletkc
12-06-2004, 12:38 PM
We could treat this question if we looked at it from a different perspective....say like, in the form of a dodgeball game, Jocks vs. Nerds.
Now, naturally, the Nerds (which we would relate to Army #1) are the group of kids who not only fear being bombarded by the onslaught of balls being hurled at them by the jocks because their plastic pencil protectors might break, but even fear to pick up a ball since they might be witness to their thick study glasses falling off their heads and being blinded for the rest of the match.
The Jocks, on the other hand, are literally steroid-pumped freaks of nature with muscles the size of Texas and voices as deep and as intimidating as a soldier in its own. They are able to hurl the balls at break-neck speeds, enough to send any nerd opponent to the emergency ward...or at least, home with a bad stomach ache or headache.
If you're greedy and power-hungry, you'd likely choose the Jocks team. If you're concerned about your reputation around the school, as well as your mission to protect your gel-slicked greaseball for a head of hair, by all means, stick with the nerds!
Apply this to warfare, it could make your decision easier.
Travh20
12-06-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by LionelHutz
Then why do you do it?
no good answer for that. its actually a hatred for pop music more then anything.
Overdose
12-06-2004, 04:22 PM
lol, awwww.....Trav hates pop music. **goes to find pop music to put on sig."
Echo2
12-06-2004, 04:38 PM
Many of us post things just to see trav twitch. We PM each other and make bets on whether he will dance. And he rarely fails to amuse us.
Travh20
12-06-2004, 05:06 PM
great, gossipers on the board. one thing I cant stand is people who talk about other people behind their back. if you got something to say say it to me.
Overdose
12-06-2004, 06:09 PM
lol, you should see some of the things I say in convos with people from this forum, echo! LOL it's so funny! hahaha
old-reb
12-06-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
great, gossipers on the board. one thing I cant stand is people who talk about other people behind their back. if you got something to say say it to me.
I am missing half of this conservation because is seems OD is on ignore.
When I saw the two guys kissing I blanked our the avatars but when he put up the new picture in his sig, I just put him on ignore because I don't want to look at that crap. Do what you want to do but don't press your sex life in my face.
old reb
Overdose
12-06-2004, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by old-reb
I am missing half of this conservation because is seems OD is on ignore.
When I saw the two guys kissing I blanked our the avatars but when he put up the new picture in his sig, I just put him on ignore because I don't want to look at that crap. Do what you want to do but don't press your sex life in my face.
old reb
LOL, my sig. has a women on it. madonna. who has clothes on. but sure, ban me. :) you won't be reading this either!
BorgHunter
12-06-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by Overdose
LOL, my sig. has a women on it. madonna. who has clothes on. but sure, ban me. :) you won't be reading this either!
That's MADONNA? It looks like Angelina Jolie to me...
old-reb
12-06-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by BorgHunter
That's MADONNA? It looks like Angelina Jolie to me...
Well, somebody said it represented gays. Hey, I like Madonna. Maybe later I will block avatars and take OD off ignore. It is weird seeing only half of a conversation.
old reb
Overdose
12-06-2004, 07:25 PM
You like Madonna? She's a flamming liberal! *shocked*
LionelHutz
12-06-2004, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by BorgHunter
That's MADONNA? It looks like Angelina Jolie to me...
That's her new look for the week. She's currently in focus groups to decide what her next image will be.
Overdose
12-06-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by LionelHutz
That's her new look for the week. She's currently in focus groups to decide what her next image will be.
Hey now! No dissin' on Madonna! haha
Travh20
12-07-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by LionelHutz
That's her new look for the week. She's currently in focus groups to decide what her next image will be.
so is overdose
Overdose
12-07-2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
so is overdose
lol, yes....
whatever is popular at the time, is what I like to conform to. and right now, being gay is popular. so I'm TOTALLY. gay.
Travh20
12-07-2004, 09:22 PM
you can say that again
Overdose
12-08-2004, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by Travh20
you can say that again
lol,yes....
whatever is popular at the time, is what I like to conform to. and right now, being gay is popular. so I'm TOTALLY. gay.