In the Hot Seat for week 2 :D jerejerebrinks!

Ladies and gentlemen :D start ur questions!

(For those who don't know:
You ask whoever's in the hot seat WHATEVER you want and they have to, HAVE TO answer!)

Man or Woman?

I am curious about your choice of religions and how it came about. Where you born into this religion? Did you join the JW's at some point later in life? Have you always been religious?

If you chose this religion, How has it changed your life?

Do you limit your interaction with non believers? Do you ever miss celebrating xmas or birthdays?

Career aspirations? (everyone else is asking it...)

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Man or Woman?

That would be man.

Originally posted by Echo2
I am curious about your choice of religions and how it came about. Where you born into this religion?

No......

As Ive said before, I had two pentacostal preacher grandfathers....which is a religion I have a lot of disagreement with.


I did not become a Christian until fairly recent. I have always loved the Lord...I just haved not lived a life which I feel to be pleasing to me.


[B]Did you join the JW's at some point later in life? Have you always been religious?

No, thankfully, I have never joined the JW's. I have always been fairly religious, although at times during my younger years, I had doubt.

If you chose this religion, How has it changed your life?


It has changed my life completely for the better. I have a new found hope and happiness that I could never enjoyed without the lord Jesus Christ in my life.



[B]Do you limit your interaction with non believers? Do you ever miss celebrating xmas or birthdays?

Interaction with non belivers--obviously, being as though, I am on this website..proves I dont. I actually love to talk to those who need Jesus.

Missing Xmas/Birthdays-- Of course not. Christmas is a very important day for Christians....and I wouldnt miss Birthday cake for anything.

Originally posted by silverbulletkc
Career aspirations? (everyone else is asking it...)

History Proffessor/Politican/Peace Corps

sexual preference?

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Did I see you sporting a mullet in one of your posted pictures?

Have you ever kissed another man?

If your real first and last names were JereJere Binks and you married a girl whose real first name was MaryMary, she would then be MaryMary Binks.

What would you name your kids to carry on the family tradition?

LarryLarry, HarryHarry, GeriGeri?

Or would you simply say "the heck with this" and name them Oscar or Suzy?

ROTF

Dop

Is that nose of yours REAL? (Please be honest.)

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
sexual preference?

Strait

Originally posted by Echo2
How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Ha! 15

Originally posted by LionelHutz
Did I see you sporting a mullet in one of your posted pictures?

HAHA....I wondered if anyone thought that....No it was a girl behind me...who's hair (by virtue of camera angle) appeared to be mine.

Originally posted by Overdose
Have you ever kissed another man?

My Dad and Grandpa when I was younger.

Originally posted by Lungdop Philing
If your real first and last names were JereJere Binks and you married a girl whose real first name was MaryMary, she would then be MaryMary Binks.

What would you name your kids to carry on the family tradition?

LarryLarry, HarryHarry, GeriGeri?

Or would you simply say "the heck with this" and name them Oscar or Suzy?

ROTF

Dop


Actually my name is pronounced like Jerrrrr....with an added grrrrrrrrr for affect.:D

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Is that nose of yours REAL? (Please be honest.)

What do you mean is that nose of mine real?!?!? Is there something wrong with it? And yes it is, if your being completely literal.

Just wondering...

Do you think Scott Peterson was guilty or innocent?

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Just wondering...

Do you think Scott Peterson was guilty or innocent?

I think he did it....although I cant say I would have chosen guilty if I was a jury member.

And what is wrong with my nose??? :confused:

Don't mind revenG_DeSire...he has problems...
Do you have "problems" too?

Originally posted by Shadow Garnet
Don't mind revenG_DeSire...he has problems...
Do you have "problems" too?

Sure I Do.

are these problems legal?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
(Sexual preference:)Strait
You're sexually attracted to straits?! Just look at the curves on that Strait of Gibraltar, what I wouldn't give to drive my barge into THAT, let me tell you...

Do you masturbate?

Hahahahaha. Do you find ShadowGarnet's pictures sexually attractive?
;)

Originally posted by BorgHunter
You're sexually attracted to straits?! Just look at the curves on that Strait of Gibraltar, what I wouldn't give to drive my barge into THAT, let me tell you...

I've always been a Hormuz man myself . . .

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
Hahahahaha. Do you find ShadowGarnet's pictures sexually attractive?
;) Hey who doesn't?....okay I can name a couple of people...but it is pretty hot, ne?

Originally posted by BorgHunter
You're sexually attracted to straits?! Just look at the curves on that Strait of Gibraltar, what I wouldn't give to drive my barge into THAT, let me tell you...

You should see the strait Juan de Fuca has. WOW!!!!:p

Originally posted by Shadow Garnet
Hey who doesn't?....okay I can name a couple of people...but it is pretty hot, ne?

It's a cartoon!

Originally posted by box19
are these problems legal?

For the most part....lol just kidding....yes.

"It's a cartoon!"

Cartoon or not, it's hot.

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
"It's a cartoon!"

Cartoon or not, it's hot.

Well, maybe if you've never had real sex.

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION!

DO YOU MASTURBATE?

Originally posted by LionelHutz
Well, maybe if you've never had real sex.
Hey now, I'm trying...::shakes fist::

Originally posted by LionelHutz
Well, maybe if you've never had real sex.

*points at ShadowGarnet*

Originally posted by BorgHunter
::shakes fist::

Are you shaking that fist at me or, uh, at yourself?

Originally posted by LionelHutz
Well, maybe if you've never had real sex. Hey man ever played Kingdom Hearts? Plus who cares if people think cartoons are hot?! You see movies and you're like "Wow those two people totally go together!!", well some people see cartoons, video games [ so on], and think the same! Sure it may not be real, but who gives a shit!! RIGHT ON SORA AND RIKU!! Long live your yaoi love!.....'nuff said!

Originally posted by revenG_DeSire
*points at ShadowGarnet* I wouldn't be talking! Doing it with yourself doesn't really count, you know?....but I've heard things...*cough*hobbit*cough*....:eek:

Originally posted by Overdose
Do you masturbate?


LMAO. Thats a complicated question.:D

Ok.....I havent been on in like a day or two, and Ive only had one question....make up for it with some good ones....RIGHT NOW.

Q1 ) If God came to you and said he wanted you to be the next Jesus, but it meant you would have to die in the next 3 months, would you do it?

Q2 ) Is there a women alive today you would sleep with if it meant cheating on your spouse/girlfreind.

Q3 ) Do you see the glass half empty or half full.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Q1 ) If God came to you and said he wanted you to be the next Jesus, but it meant you would have to die in the next 3 months, would you do it?

I cant actually say that I am brave enough to take as much pain as Christ did......just goes to show how great Christ was and just how much he loved us.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
[B]Q2 ) Is there a women alive today you would sleep with if it meant cheating on your spouse/girlfreind.

Absolutely Not.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Q3 ) Do you see the glass half empty or half full.

Half Full....there is always optimism to be found in every situation.

I am waiting for this reply.....

Originally posted by Overdose
Do you masturbate?

99% of the human population between 15 and 40 masterbate. Figure it out.

Momma echo sez: " ... the human population between 15 and 40 masterbate. ... " Did you mean masturbate?

Let the kid answer his own question.

Originally posted by sandy73
I am waiting for this reply.....

Originally posted by Overdose
Do you masturbate?

YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS BUDDY! THAT IS APART OF THE RULES! DO YOU OR DON'T YOU!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by es347fan
Momma echo sez: " ... the human population between 15 and 40 masterbate. ... " Did you mean masturbate?

Let the kid answer his own question.

Thank you !!!!!! I was trying to come up with a nice reply but I couldn't !

Originally posted by Overdose
YOU HAVE TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS BUDDY! THAT IS APART OF THE RULES! DO YOU OR DON'T YOU!!!!!!!!!

F that. Don't answer if you don't want to.

He's a Christian of COURSE he masturbates...

KIDDING

Originally posted by LionelHutz
F that. Don't answer if you don't want to.
Wrong Lionel. The rules state that if you want to play this game, you have to answer all questions.

If you can't take the questions, don't play the damn game. It's as simple as that. Besides, what fun is this game if we don’t ask some personal, funny questions?

Question - If a scientist/company said to you that they had perfected a way that you could go to sleep and wake up a hundred years later, however you would have to do it in the next month... would you?

Question - If a prophet/angel etc came to you and asked if you wanted to see Heaven now, but it meant dying there and then would you?

Question - What is the meaning of Life to you.

Question - What is the meaning of Death to you

Originally posted by Overdose
Wrong Lionel. The rules state that if you want to play this game, you have to answer all questions.

If you can't take the questions, don't play the damn game. It's as simple as that. Besides, what fun is this game if we don’t ask some personal, funny questions?

Geez, don't be so serious! It is just a game. Besides, the answer for 99% of the population is pretty obvious - you're just being provocative. Which is perfectly fine, but it hardly calls for a response.

Is masturbation funny?

Originally posted by LionelHutz
you're just being provocative. Which is perfectly fine, but it hardly calls for a response.
It's only in my nature..

Originally posted by LionelHutz
Is masturbation funny?
Yes, it is. hehehehehehe....because we ALL do it. and it's funny to think about it...well, not that I think about you masturbating..i mean....

He's a christian! A christian, I say, a christian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol kidding....:D

revenG_DeSire sez: " ... a christian! A christian, I say, a christian! ... "

And that means he'll grow hair on his palms if he masturbates?

Originally posted by es347fan

And that means he'll grow hair on his palms if he masturbates?

No prob - I shave them regularly.

May I proudly present the Most Elaborate Question Ever:

You find yourself alone at night in a dark alley with three items: a tooth pick, a flash light and a picture of Martha Stewart. You are suddenly accosted by a cape wearing villain who threatens to, er, drink your blood. Through some bizarre twist of fate, the Gods of Kobol have decreed that you may only use one of the three objects to effect your escape. What do you do, Jere? What do you do?

Originally posted by sandy73
I am waiting for this reply.....

Originally posted by Overdose
Do you masturbate?

LOL. No, I do not.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Question - If a scientist/company said to you that they had perfected a way that you could go to sleep and wake up a hundred years later, however you would have to do it in the next month... would you?

NO.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
[B]Question - If a prophet/angel etc came to you and asked if you wanted to see Heaven now, but it meant dying there and then would you?

Yes.

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
[B]Question - What is the meaning of Life to you.

Besides living for Christ, I tend to agree with Longfellow when he said, "Live that each tomorrow finds you further than today."

Originally posted by Lokideviluk
Question - What is the meaning of Death to you

Death is the proccess of leaving this life and entering the next---rather it be in Heaven or in Hell.


:D

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
LOL. No, I do not.
LIAR! :slap:

lol...

poor guy.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
LIAR! :slap:

Maybe he has great access to the real thing and doesn't need to. Not everyone has to rely on their hands for sexual enjoyment.

Originally posted by Echo2
Maybe he has great access to the real thing and doesn't need to. Not everyone has to rely on their hands for sexual enjoyment.
He admits not. He's a devout Christian; he does not have sex.

Didn't he say he lost his virginity at 15?

Jere: Were you MARRIED at 15? If not, that meant you fornicated. SIN SIN SIN SIN!

No I was not married....nor am I now.

I was also not a devout Christian at the time.

No worries - Repent and you shall be forgiven! ;)

Exactly right, Box.

Niiiiiice

QUESTIONS.....

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
QUESTIONS.....

Sorry cowboy, your week in the sun has long since ended.