sandy73
11-30-2004, 10:26 AM
A little flab
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> One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to is wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control-top panty hose".
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>While this was on the edge of intolerable she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
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>This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother.
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> One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to is wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control-top panty hose".
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>While this was on the edge of intolerable she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
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>This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother.