Man that guy was a real riot in his prime :D. I was just watching a clip from one of his stand ups and the guys goes on like this:


Man I tell ya, I get NO Respect..When I was little, my father took me to the zoo. When the zookeepers saw me they thought I was one of their runaways and thanked him for returning me. "One of em even gave me a banana". Man I tell ya I get NO respect :D

One of my favorites:

"I get no respect. My wife told me she wanted to make love in the back seat of our car.

She asked me if I'd drive!"