A drunk was showing off his new apartment to a few of his buddies. When they got to the bedroom one of his buddies asked him why he had a big brass gong next to his bed.

Hell that's not a gong that's a talking clock the drunk replied.

A talking clock???

Yes watch the drunk said and grabbed a big mallet. Seconds later as the reverbrations left their ears they heard coming through the wall, "hey asshole, It's 3 Am