These three guys had died and were on their way to heaven. St. Peter was at the gates to accept those who would be allowed in.

Saint Peter asked the first guy, "What does Easter mean to you?" The first guy answered, oh that's a holiday for kids when they go out and find Easter Eggs and get presents from the Easter Bunny and eat chocolate and all that. Peter turned the man away.

Saint Peter asks the second guy, "What does Easter mean to you?" The second guy says it's a holiday where all his buddies came over, drank beer, barbecued and generally raised a ruckus. Saint Peter turns him away as well.

Saint Peter asks the third guy, "What does Easter mean to you?" The third guy says that Easter is a very important religious holiday because it was the time of year when Jesus Christ was Crucified and hung on the Cross where he died. Jesus was then laid in a tomb and a boulder was placed over the entrance. On Easter Day, the boulder was removed, Jesus stuck his head up and if he sees his shadow, there's six more weeks of winter!