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SecedeToCanada
11-21-2004, 12:47 PM
The official movement to have the Blue states secede from the Red states and join Canada.

Read all about it here http://www.secedetocanada.com

HaVoK
11-21-2004, 12:56 PM
I personally think we should just annex Canada and anyone who doesnt agree to that can move to Mexico.

Lungdop Philing
11-21-2004, 01:25 PM
Yeah I saw that and the map (after seccession) is kool.

It clearly shows the new canadian america and what remains of the old US with it's new name -- Jesus Land.

ROTF

Dop

Overdose
11-21-2004, 01:54 PM
Yes, leave the problem and let it get worse. Great idea. *rolls eyes*

Travh20
11-21-2004, 02:09 PM
California will neve secede to canada. I will start an insurgency the day the paper is signed. I figure in about a week the coward liberals will be begging for us to stop and will rejoin the union

Brooks
11-21-2004, 07:21 PM
Great, more participants in the Canadian health care system coming here for better health care.

CX returns
11-22-2004, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by HaVoK
I personally think we should just annex Canada and anyone who doesnt agree to that can move to Mexico.

And that is why many Canadians and people around the world think of Americans as "ignorant" or "inhuman". Thanks to your quote, i agree. Your quote shows that you (and probably many others) don't care for the rest of the world, and that is why you are hated. Thanks for being a dumbass.

Brooks
11-22-2004, 07:39 AM
Maybe the joke was too subtle, Dudly.

PS - I think two posts in a row calling someone a "dumbass" constitutes a rut.

The Praetorian
11-22-2004, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Brooks
Maybe the joke was too subtle, Dudly.

PS - I think two posts in a row calling someone a "dumbass" constitutes a rut.
Nice reply... :)

Travh20
11-22-2004, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by CX returns
And that is why many Canadians and people around the world think of Americans as "ignorant" or "inhuman". Thanks to your quote, i agree. Your quote shows that you (and probably many others) don't care for the rest of the world, and that is why you are hated. Thanks for being a dumbass.

now if we could just cook up some of this hatred towards the islamo-fascist terrorists we may be able to get somewhere in this war on terror. I guess waging a world wide campaign of terror and murder of inncoent people in an attempt to install a world wide Islamic state reminiscent of the taliban isnt as bad as being an american. its good to see your prioritys are in place at least CX

SecretAgentMan
11-22-2004, 10:14 AM
Q) What do you call 50,000,000 democrats immigrating to Canada?

A) A good start!

LionelHutz
11-22-2004, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by SecedeToCanada
The official movement to have the Blue states secede from the Red states and join Canada.

Read all about it here http://www.secedetocanada.com

So you're willing to bring along all of the Bush voters that live in the blue states and abandon all of the Kerry voters from the red states?

Travh20
11-22-2004, 11:37 AM
over my dead body

Brooks
11-22-2004, 11:42 AM
Ditto

SecretAgentMan
11-22-2004, 11:48 AM
I say let the Blue states join the wussy Canucks! I can move to a red state. It'll be cheaper than in SoCal.

trunkks
11-22-2004, 11:55 AM
if Californeia secede to Canada this mean Arnold Schwartznaager will be Premier of Californeia

Blibblob
11-22-2004, 01:00 PM
So you're willing to bring along all of the Bush voters that live in the blue states and abandon all of the Kerry voters from the red states?
Quote from the website:
" As the secession officially begins, we will impose a 10 year transitional period.

During this time frame, citizens of the Blue States, Red States, and Canada will be able to relocate anywhere they choose without any limitations. Canadians could move to Blue States (or Red States). Red State citizens could move to Blue States or Canada, and Blue States citizens could move to Canada or any Red State. Travel will be completely unrestricted."


Personally, I think it's a good idea, that way I wont have to wait forever to get my Canadian citizenship. :D

Travh20
11-22-2004, 01:04 PM
how do cananda and the traitor liberals plan to deal with he insurgency that will arise from people like myself who do not want their state to secede? will they call in UN peace keepers from France and Germany? Will they ask for Chinese military muscle to quell us? its clear canada and defecting amercian liberals wont have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to any kin dof reisistance

The Praetorian
11-22-2004, 01:19 PM
This is too fucking stupid to even debate.

SecretAgentMan
11-22-2004, 01:38 PM
http://onfinite.com/libraries/173919/5c7.jpg

Echo2
11-22-2004, 02:13 PM
What a dumb discussion.

"Jesus Land" doesn't quite sum up the hatred part of the neocon brain (about 70%). The other 40% being Religious ferver.

They could write a new national anthem "Christians for hatred". And stand around praising god and putting down anyone or anything that doesn't believe or look or act as they do.

"Love it or leave it" would be the national motto and kids can attend christian services during school and have specific hate group clubs for after school. Instead of debate club and audio-visual club thay can have Arian nation club, gay haters club, and the ever popular muslim haters club. Instead of after school sports they can be taught urban warfare. Instead of teaching the three R's the schools can teach classes on survival techniques, verbs to inflame, nouns that say hate and torture tecniques.

Brooks
11-22-2004, 02:28 PM
"Jesus Land" doesn't quite sum up the hatred part of the neocon brain (about 70%). The other 40% being Religious ferver."

**************** *********************

Dear Echo,
I am sorry. I, along with many others, have shamefully criticized your spelling. I would like to say that I never would have wasted my time with that if I knew your math was even worse.

Your friend, Brooks

The Praetorian
11-22-2004, 03:06 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D:D I wish I'd seen that first, you bastard! I wanted to make fun of her. Fucking priceless!!!

SecretAgentMan
11-22-2004, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Brooks
"Jesus Land" doesn't quite sum up the hatred part of the neocon brain (about 70%). The other 40% being Religious ferver."

**************** *********************

Dear Echo,
I am sorry. I, along with many others, have shamefully criticized your spelling. I would like to say that I never would have wasted my time with that if I knew your math was even worse.

Your friend, Brooks

Travh20
11-22-2004, 03:10 PM
LMFAO, agentman where do you get these things?? I was rolling, especially at Mr Brolin the Somali surgeon, LOL, and brooks, your hilarious, LMAO, poor echo is about as dumb as a box of rocks.

Echo2
11-22-2004, 03:23 PM
You guys didn't get the sarcasm. The extra 10% is because neocons think they are smarter than everyone else.

LOL - So dumb you can't even tell when you're being made fun of.

BorgHunter
11-22-2004, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Echo2
You guys didn't get the sarcasm. The extra 10% is because neocons think they are smarter than everyone else.

LOL - So dumb you can't even tell when you're being made fun of.
What, you expect people to be psychic? I didn't even get your sarcasm. If you're going to be sarcastic, a smilie or something would make sense.

The Praetorian
11-22-2004, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Echo2
You guys didn't get the sarcasm. The extra 10% is because neocons think they are smarter than everyone else.

LOL - So dumb you can't even tell when you're being made fun of.
There was no sarcasm, Borg...The neo-cons aren't the ones with an over inflated sense of superiority or intellectual acumen.
That was the most pathetic cover-up in the history of cover-ups, Echo, but GOD, it was funny!

Echo2
11-22-2004, 03:44 PM
You have proven that explaining things to you dolts is worthless. So why even try. You either don't understand or don't want to believe.

For the records prae - as a neocon you wouldn't know a cover-up if it hit you in the face. Reference the entire first term of gw.

Travh20
11-22-2004, 03:57 PM
you got beat down echo, back off and try again somewhere else, show some guts and admit you got beat down

Echo2
11-22-2004, 04:12 PM
You are entitled to believe anything you want trav. Sit back and rub your hands together gleefully if it makes you feel better.

I know what I meant. And it doesn't bother me at all if you nutjobs don't get it. In fact it doesn't surprise me that it was over your heads.

Have a nice day!

The Praetorian
11-22-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Echo2
You have proven that explaining things to you dolts is worthless. So why even try. You either don't understand or don't want to believe.

For the records prae - as a neocon you wouldn't know a cover-up if it hit you in the face. Reference the entire first term of gw.
In the future, how about putting your rants into proper syntax, form, and grammar so I can at least understand what the fuck you're saying before I dismiss it?

As far as your mathematical “sarcasm” is concerned, we'll just chalk it up to you being as diversified with your grammar as you are with arithmetic.

SecretAgentMan
11-22-2004, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
you got beat down echo, back off and try again somewhere else, show some guts and admit you got beat down

No shit. Even Kerry Conceded.

Overdose
11-22-2004, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
In the future, how about putting your rants into proper syntax, form, and grammar so I can at least understand what the fuck you're saying before I dismiss it?


Wow, someone is extremely bias. Trav’s posts are usually far worse then Echo’s…yet you attack her on her posting grammar and spelling etc. Funny, ironic and stupid. Good job.

The Praetorian
11-22-2004, 04:26 PM
Trav's posts usually have a point, OD - Hers rarely do. Big difference...

Overdose
11-22-2004, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
Trav's posts usually have a point, OD - Hers rarely do. Big difference...
ummmm, I think she has more points then Trav. Yet, I’d say they both need to work on the way they conduct their posts.

If you are going to criticize someone for not using proper grammar or spelling, don't be bias about it.

The Praetorian
11-22-2004, 04:35 PM
Secret Agent, I love that Arnold pic! Absolutely HILARIOUS!

Overdose
11-22-2004, 04:39 PM
I’ve only seen it a hundred times. Yes, how original.

*rolls eyes*

Travh20
11-22-2004, 04:42 PM
I think overdose needs to work on a little thing called SHUT THE HELL UP!

Overdose
11-22-2004, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
SHUT THE HELL UP!

hehehehehehe

No way! Pissing you off is a lot of fun!

SecretAgentMan
11-22-2004, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
I think overdose needs to work on a little thing called SHUT THE HELL UP!

I agree

http://www.politicsforum.org/images/humour/stfu.jpg

Echo2
11-22-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Travh20
I think overdose needs to work on a little thing called SHUT THE HELL UP!

A true example of christian kindness. Glad to see the neocons are living up to their values.

The Praetorian
11-23-2004, 09:08 AM
Echo, did you ever picture yourself as a Roman? You could have contributed to thrashing Jesus, while desperately trying to curtail the spread of Christianity throughout the world before it "plagued" the 2004 election in America.

I think Secret Agent should have saved the picture of the GI for you...

Travh20
11-23-2004, 11:22 AM
echo would pay good money to see some chirtistians get thrown to the lions. she would sit there with a sneer on her face thinking "it serves them right, nobody tells me what to do" . I see echo walking through life with a perpetual scowl on her face muttering obscenities under her breath at every church she sees. Those evil chiristians ruin everything!

WhammyBar
11-23-2004, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Travh20
now if we could just cook up some of this hatred towards the islamo-fascist terrorists we may be able to get somewhere in this war on terror. I guess waging a world wide campaign of terror and murder of inncoent people in an attempt to install a world wide Islamic state reminiscent of the taliban isnt as bad as being an american. its good to see your prioritys are in place at least CX

yes trav, we should definitely aspire to hate others. that is obviosuly the most effective way to create peace in the world.

HaVoK
11-23-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by WhammyBar
yes trav, we should definitely aspire to hate others. that is obviosuly the most effective way to create peace in the world. I see good old "day late, dollar short" decided to show up and respond to something completely out of context.

Travh20
11-23-2004, 11:31 AM
go talk to echo whammybar, she is the hater on this board.

WhammyBar
11-23-2004, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by HaVoK
I see good old "day late, dollar short" decided to show up and respond to something completely out of context.


i apolgoize for not devoting my life to allforums. next time i wil cancel my weekend plans and blow off my homework in order to make sure i respond to everything in a timely manner.


trav: please, look at what u wrote. how can you go around encouraging blind hatred, and then go blame it on someone else? that was one of the more disgusting thing you've ever posted on this forum.

Echo2
11-23-2004, 02:16 PM
Trav and a couple other people on this board have been called on their hatred many times. So far their list of hated people are: atheists, gays, minorities, forigners, muslims, democrats, anyone on welfare, anyone against the Iraqi war, anyone pro choice and environmentalists. They especially hate John Kerry because he disagreed with Herr Bush.

Everytime I point out that his hatred is not a christian value he gets even angrier and starts posting nasty comments and insults. Name calling and similar 8th grade antics. He even resorts to attacking my typing and spelling.

A sad, pitifull man who spews his hatred behind the anonymity of the internet.

The Praetorian
11-23-2004, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by WhammyBar
yes trav, we should definitely aspire to hate others. that is obviosuly the most effective way to create peace in the world.
No, I disagree. We should embrace our fellow man, I mean really love every single person, show 'em kindness, feed the entire globe, and help all humanity. If they decide to kill us because they collectively disagree with their lifestyle, then we should offer them an apology for being who we are, shower them with money, and let every man from each of those respective nations fuck our wives. Hey, it's the least we can do to make peace with the countries we've oppressed, right? I mean, after all, have you hugged an American Indian today?

WhammyBar
11-23-2004, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
No, I disagree. We should embrace our fellow man, I mean really love every single person, show 'em kindness, feed the entire globe, and help all humanity. If they decide to kill us because they collectively disagree with their lifestyle, then we should offer them an apology for being who we are, shower them with all of our money, and let every man from each of those respective nations fuck our wives. Hey, it's the least we can do to make peace with the countries we've oppressed, right? I mean, after all, have you hugged an American Indian today?

lets get this straight: imposing ones beleifs unwillingly on others is wrong. therefore it is not ok for islamic fundamentalists to bomb us because we don't practice their relgioon. by that rule, it is also not ok for the U.S. to invade a foriegn country and overthrow their governement. got it now?

The Praetorian
11-23-2004, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by WhammyBar
lets get this straight: imposing ones beleifs unwillingly on others is wrong. therefore it is not ok for islamic fundamentalists to bomb us because we don't practice their relgioon. by that rule, it is also not ok for the U.S. to invade a foriegn country and overthrow their governement. got it now?
Al Qaeda bombed us before we invaded anyone. What would you have us do: sit back and relax? Of course not...ideally, you’d smoke 'em out of their shit-infested, rat holes in the most cost effective manner possible. Iraq is centrally located, can provide us with oil subsidy, had ties to terrorism, and housed a ruthless dictator who was simply begging to be neutered. Need a better reason to be there, because I don't?

WhammyBar
11-23-2004, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
Al Qaeda bombed us before we invaded anyone. What would you have us do: sit back and relax? Of course not...ideally, you’d smoke 'em out of their shit-infested, rat holes in the most cost effective manner possible. Iraq is centrally located, can provide us with oil subsidy, had ties to terrorism, and housed a ruthless dictator who was simply begging to be neutered. Need a better reason to be there, because I don't?

Iraq DIDN'T have ties to terrorism, most especially al queda. saddam was obivosuly a terrible person, but he ran a secualr state. bin laden couldn't stand that. It is NOT our right to go into a country and take it over simply because it is of conveneince for us.

Travh20
11-23-2004, 09:52 PM
ya echo, your the poster child for tolerance :rolleyes:

CX returns
11-24-2004, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by The Praetorian
Al Qaeda bombed us before we invaded anyone. What would you have us do: sit back and relax? Of course not...ideally, you’d smoke 'em out of their shit-infested, rat holes in the most cost effective manner possible. Iraq is centrally located, can provide us with oil subsidy, had ties to terrorism, and housed a ruthless dictator who was simply begging to be neutered. Need a better reason to be there, because I don't?

Technically, you have invaded dozens of countries before the Al Quada 9/11 shit (some of which were democratically elected). And guess what? You have supported the Isreali oppression of Palistinians (can't spell that too well)! Why, I think thats a good enough reason for the Al Quada to attack you... even though they requested that you stop the support of the Isrealis before 9/11!!! Go Figure that they wanted to attack you!!!

Brooks
11-24-2004, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by CX returns
Why, I think thats a good enough reason for the Al Quada to attack you... even though they requested that you stop the support of the Isrealis before 9/11!!!

Prior to this post I thought your conclusions were questionable. You have now slipped into the domain of dumb.

Who is "you"? Innocent people going to work?

And let me get this straight. If we are asked, by an enemy, to stop supporting an ally, we should be murdered for not listening?

Please explain.

Travh20
11-24-2004, 09:38 AM
so we are supposed to take seriously al qeada requests now? thats a new one. BIn laden sent his envoy to the state department and made a formal request for us to stop supporting israel, and f we didnt he warned of grave consquences. ya right.