Two married women went out on the town one night and left their husbands at home. The girls are leaving the bar and waiting for a cab extreamly intoxicated, when they have to go to the bathroom. They see a graveyard across the road and squat behind the gravestones. The first woman having no toilet paper took off her panties wiped herself and threw her panties away. The other girl not having worn any panties found a card and wiped herself. The next day John called Dave... "Did you know my wife came home without any panties?" he asked. "Hell Dave said that's no too bad... my wife came home with a card stuck to her ass that said with My most heartfelt regrets!"