Apparently our friends in Milwaukee got to see this in the Journal-Sentinel - the rest of us have to see it on the net. Anyway, I guess the VP was letting it hang out this day. <<shudder>>

The VP (http://www.avatara.com/dick.jpg)

That's just wrong, Lionel...

Looks like somebody spiked his cup of whatever with the little blue pill....or something.

Damn Lionel...I live in Milwaukee, and I can guarantee I don't want to see that...:eek:

LMAO, that should win him a few more fans in the gay community

That would explain the heart problems.

You know....when I read the name of this thread...I was a little cautious about going in...now although sick to my stomach, I cant quit laughing.

.....ummmmm nummmmy

Originally posted by Overdose
.....ummmmm nummmmy

Ewwww...OD, thanks for that image...
:eek:

LOL @ trav's quote.....

Overdose: "i hate dick cheney...but DAMN do i want his big wang!"

I will assume ummm nummy is gay lingo for something

I'd rather keep the origin of the expression as well as the origin of that picture, covered in deep mystery.

We are in total agreement, JJB.

Originally posted by Decka

Overdose: "i hate dick cheney...but DAMN do i want his big wang!"

Yep, you got it.

Actually it was just a radio reciever to feed him answers from a nearby van. We wouldn't want him to embarass himself by mispeaking, would we.

Originally posted by Imagineer
Actually it was just a radio reciever to feed him answers from a nearby van. We wouldn't want him to embarass himself by mispeaking, would we.

Doesn't he know that's supposed to go on his back between his shoulder blades?

That was spotted, but he figured no one would even mention a bulge there.

Originally posted by LionelHutz
Doesn't he know that's supposed to go on his back between his shoulder blades?
LMFAO! That was funny, Lionel.

Well, he hasn't exactly been hanging around some of the smartest, most talented people either...

I want to know whether the hard on is for the guy in white or for the food the guy in white is holding.

Doesn't he know that republicans only get hard ons with their wifes and then only in the misionary position with the lights off.

Originally posted by Echo2
I want to know whether the hard on is for the guy in white or for the food the guy in white is holding.

Doesn't he know that republicans only get hard ons with their wifes and then only in the misionary position with the lights off.

Echo...*laughing*

What kind of hard on points down? Admit it, he's a flaccid god. His daughter probably saw it at an early age and was permanently traumatized into being a lesbian.

Btw, I can't believe this thread has lasted as long as it has...

Originally posted by Echo2
I want to know whether the hard on is for the guy in white or for the food the guy in white is holding.

Having eaten there myself I'd have to say it's for the food.

:)

I wonder if the little girl sitting at his feet will be traumatized like Mary Cheney. Will she grow up to be lesbian too?

LOL, you guys are too much

Originally posted by Imagineer
I wonder if the little girl sitting at his feet will be traumatized like Mary Cheney. Will she grow up to be lesbian too?
Is there any doubt?

AS LONG AS SHE DOESNT GET MARRIED IT DOESNT MATTER

Iwonder if the guy holding the hot dog feels violated?

that or just very very insecure...especially with holding a hot dog.

HE MAY NEVER SELL HOTDOGS AGAIN

After a sight like that, I wouldn't blame him either.

this thread wouldnt have anything to with your banana avatar would it?

3 freaken pages...this is TRULY hilarious.

Originally posted by The Praetorian
3 freaken pages...this is TRULY hilarious.

No shit, over one dudes schlong. This is why women voter numbers were up this time...

I have a funny story that actually ties in with this thread. I used t work with this guy who used to golf with Bush the first, and he used to shower with him after the round, and he said Bush 1 was hung, LMAO, I guess republicans just got it going on, LOL

Originally posted by Travh20
I have a funny story that actually ties in with this thread. I used t work with this guy who used to golf with Bush the first, and he used to shower with him after the round, and he said Bush 1 was hung, LMAO, I guess republicans just got it going on, LOL

Well, I'm not one to brag but...

Awwww, I guess I should get me some nice Republican bois then.

Originally posted by Overdose
Awwww, I guess I should get me some nice Republican bois then.

A republican would tear you apart OD. Better stick with some people a little more tame.

I’ll be prepared…

Don’t you worry now…hehe

Originally posted by Overdose
I’ll be prepared…

Don’t you worry now…hehe

Wait a minute! What are you trying to do? *Covering My Ass*

Originally posted by Overdose
I’ll be prepared…

Don’t you worry now…hehe
If you're getting banged in the ass at 15, you're going to be totally incontinent at age 40. I think you should consider that a potential "problem".

Originally posted by The Praetorian
If you're getting banged in the ass at 15, you're going to be totally incontinent at age 40. I think you should consider that a potential "problem". Dont bring that up Prae. We'll have Gatsby in here telling everyone how his health insurance premium is going up because he has to pay for streched asses. :)

Awwww, I guess I should get me some nice Republican bois then.

www.logcabin.org

Originally posted by The Praetorian
If you're getting banged in the ass at 15, you're going to be totally incontinent at age 40. I think you should consider that a potential "problem".

I never said I was having sex....did I?

especially now that you have seen what big dick cheney has to offer. it may have scared this boy straight

lol, yes, Trav, you are correct.

LMAO, this thread is too funny, cant let dharma live another second with seeing it

holy crap, wow. i just looked at this thread (and picture) for the first time and i must say that i am slighty disturbed. surprised some tabloid didnt run that pic on their front page.

you are now officially one of us after seeing it. its like a right of passage. A disturbing right of passage.

Oh, you just had to dredge this one up, eh? :)

I was going through old posts and saw it and couldnt resist. Some funny shit when you read through the whole thing :D

Disturbing...

I was going through old posts and saw it and couldnt resist. Some funny shit when you read through the whole thing :D


Admit it, you just wanted the picture to masturbate with.

Admit it, you just wanted the picture to masturbate with.

nah, I'm a Bush man myself :D

Admit it, you just wanted the picture to masturbate with.
Trav likes Dick Cheney? I didn't know he was into the dominatrix types. Though, of course, Cheney is the perfect guy to be in porn, what with his catch phrase...

..."Go fuck yourself."

I prefer Bush to Dick :D

I prefer Bush to Dick :D

My thoughts exactly

Yep, you got it.
i could have gone the rest of my life not knowing that and been the better for it.:rolleyes:

im not going to let this one die lol. too funny

That pic is more of dick's cock than I ever needed to see

If you're getting banged in the ass at 15, you're going to be totally incontinent at age 40. I think you should consider that a potential "problem".
Actually most people don't have anal sex regularly. Surveys show that couples, gay or straight, usually only have it once or twice and stop.

Studies also show that men look at male crotches far more than women.

The fact that you probably look at men's crotches and know about incontinence from too much sodomy speaks volumes about your personal life, Prae.

Originally Posted by Imagineer
Admit it, you just wanted the (Cheney) picture to masturbate with.


nah, I'm a Bush man myself

Not surprising.

No doubt you'd rather fellate him than masturbate to a photograph of him, but I guess one does what one can.....

Actually most people don't have anal sex regularly. Surveys show that couples, gay or straight, usually only have it once or twice and stop.
And the fact that you've read up on it speaks volumes. The funny thing about it is, your sexual experiences (with men and women alike - your preference given to the former, of course), will probably always be theoretical.
Studies also show that men look at male crotches far more than women..
Once again, researching the subject probably made you feel a whole bunch better, didn't it? Where, exactly, does one go to find information on male crotch staring, anyway? Can you say, spooooookyyyyy?

Once again, researching the subject probably made you feel a whole bunch better, didn't it? Where, exactly, does one go to find information on male crotch staring, anyway? Can you say, spooooookyyyyy?


http://2ndlight.com/forum42ndlight/messageview.cfm?catid=4&threadid=60284

Ahaha, this was posted on a surfing forum I fequent just a few days ago, enjoy.

http://2ndlight.com/forum42ndlight/messageview.cfm?catid=4&threadid=60284

Ahaha, this was posted on a surfing forum I fequent just a few days ago, enjoy.

Y'know, I always suspected as much. Now we have proof. Men are genetalia-obsessed, even when they're looking at other men.

Of course, none (of the straight ones, anyway) would ever admit it... ;)

And the fact that you've read up on it speaks volumes. The funny thing about it is, your sexual experiences (with men and women alike - your preference given to the former, of course), will probably always be theoretical.

Once again, researching the subject probably made you feel a whole bunch better, didn't it? Where, exactly, does one go to find information on male crotch staring, anyway? Can you say, spooooookyyyyy?
Does putting down other people make you feel better about yourself, Prae? Does the fact that you've had sex (OH MY GOD WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!) and Evak hasn't make you feel superior? Those are the only reasons I can think of as to why you'd make a post like that.

Does putting down other people make you feel better about yourself, Prae? Does the fact that you've had sex (OH MY GOD WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT!) and Evak hasn't make you feel superior? Those are the only reasons I can think of as to why you'd make a post like that.
Dude, who insulted who first? Just answer me that. That little shit spews his brand of trash-talk all the time, and the funny thing is, he's the first to be exonerated when someone responds in kind. Why is that, exactly???

Y'know, I always suspected as much. Now we have proof. Men are genetalia-obsessed, even when they're looking at other men.

Of course, none (of the straight ones, anyway) would ever admit it... ;)
Honestly, I don't get it. Call me crazy (and I'm not trying to "hide" anything here :rolleyes:), but I've never stared at the crotch of a man/animal OR a woman unless it's akin to looking at a three legged dog...

You don't wanna stare, but for some reason, you can't take your eyes off it. For example:

http://www.bradmesser.com/images2005a/squirrel_nuts.jpg

Or if you're lucky...you'll catch something like this...

http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5865/ct27ja.jpg

Ooooooh.....de famous toe of de camel.................

Dude, who insulted who first? Just answer me that.
Prae, I'm making fun of you for displaying homophobia and your comeback is essentially "Dude, you're gay!" It's amusing.

My "insult" (if you take it as such) was lighthearted, perhaps you shouldn't be so serious.

Prae, I'm making fun of you for displaying homophobia and your comeback is essentially "Dude, you're gay!" It's amusing.

My "insult" (if you take it as such) was lighthearted, perhaps you shouldn't be so serious.
If that was the case, then please accept my sincerest apology for being an asshole. Given past precedent, I thought you were being a dick. My bad.

Ooooooh.....de famous toe of de camel.................
Any thread which features FT saying "cameltoe" is either hilarious or incredibly disturbing, and I can't figure out which.