Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new
wives duties: The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and
bragged
that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house
cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days
but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
all
washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Georgia. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a Louisiana girl. He boasted that he told her that
her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes wa! shed, lawn mowed,
laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day
he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
third
day most of the swelling had gone down, and he could see a little out of
his
left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
telephone a landscaper.


Gotta love them Louisiana girls!





I had to post this one ! :D

amen, sister!!:hitout:

This is great, Thamks for the rib-tickler. Excuse me while I check the slow cooker and put another log on the fire