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LionelHutz
10-28-2004, 09:59 PM
I'm predicting that on Wednesday the media will be full of the following stories:

1) Polling places closing on time despite a long line of people waiting to vote.
2) Polling places not closing on time because of a long line of people waiting to vote.
3) Voters being harassed by zealot party poll monitors
4) Fights between poll monitors from both parties.
5) Screwed up electronic voting machines.
6) People who can't figure out how to vote.

Yeah, I know, I'm not exactly going out on a limb here. I'd be willing to bet all of these things have always been happening, but as of 2000 they're no longer innocent mistakes, they're signs of scheming and malfeasance.

Karankawa
10-28-2004, 10:14 PM
The major news networks will call any state's election that is closer than 70-30 "too close to call" so they don't repeat the Florida mistake.

DanF
10-28-2004, 11:12 PM
Yes, at the very least it will be a media circus.Two clowns declaring a win. Elephants and Jackasses speaking into microphones, declaring the other dishonest.
With the Big Top at stake. We will definitely know the Circus is in town.

BorgHunter
10-29-2004, 01:32 PM
Oh god, I shall be so glad when this damned election is over with...

HaVoK
10-29-2004, 07:15 PM
That makes two of us.

Imagineer
10-30-2004, 04:26 PM
The top headline will be "Terrorist Attack Interupts Election". The next headline will be, "Election to be Decided by Supreme Court Again."