Reban
08-27-2002, 07:15 PM
A blind man, enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy
yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall,
200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting
next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You
still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, you're right, not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
:lol:
stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy
yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall,
200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting
next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You
still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, you're right, not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."
:lol: