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Reban
08-27-2002, 07:15 PM
A blind man, enters a Lesbian Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind guy
yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the
woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall,
200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting
next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a
blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You
still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, you're right, not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."


:lol:

thesim
09-01-2002, 09:58 PM
ha, i get it, thats pretty funny

abfabjunkie
09-23-2002, 01:15 PM
[b:0bf5eefa5d][color=red:0bf5eefa5d]LMMFAO! Thanks for the laugh![/color:0bf5eefa5d][/b:0bf5eefa5d]

SovereignZ06
11-09-2002, 11:55 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!

That's awesome!

MikaSiku
12-10-2002, 04:32 PM
Ugh, a pathetic variation of a joke that was never all that funny in the first place.

predslayer™
12-15-2002, 03:08 PM
do you have no sense of humour mika...or....are you blond??? lol

xingyiman
01-02-2003, 02:09 PM
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde on her back and a turtle on it's back?
A: None, they are both screwed!

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard under seventeen weren't admitted!!!