Dunkirk101
10-17-2004, 03:19 AM
A reform congregation honors its Rabbi for 25 years of
service by sending him to Hawaii for a week. When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying on the bed.
She says, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the President of the Board arranged for you!" The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Board and says, "Greenberg, what were you thinking, where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very, very angry with you. You have not heard the end of this!"
The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her
and says, "Why are you getting dressed? I'm not angry with you at all." :D
service by sending him to Hawaii for a week. When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lying on the bed.
She says, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the President of the Board arranged for you!" The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of the Board and says, "Greenberg, what were you thinking, where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very, very angry with you. You have not heard the end of this!"
The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her
and says, "Why are you getting dressed? I'm not angry with you at all." :D