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the J Man
10-16-2004, 07:05 PM
OK, you take the LAST word of the sentence and make a new sentence.

A man lived by the water.

Water the grass.

the J Man
10-16-2004, 07:06 PM
Grass fields are good to play in.

LionelHutz
10-16-2004, 10:27 PM
In times like these, we should all take up drinking.

es347fan
10-16-2004, 10:43 PM
Drinking water was something W.C. Fields avoided during his adult life.

jerejerebinks
10-17-2004, 12:00 AM
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youre going to get.

es347fan
10-17-2004, 08:25 AM
Chocolates bring about a response in some women that is akin to an oral orgasm.

jerejerebinks
10-17-2004, 03:16 PM
not touching that one...lol.

es347fan
10-17-2004, 03:40 PM
If you are so timid that you cannot respond, then don't write anything at all.

"Orgasm" is simply a word. Get your mind out of the beevis & butthead routine.

jerejerebinks
10-17-2004, 03:41 PM
A word was heard.

LionelHutz
10-17-2004, 05:30 PM
Orgasms frequently result from intercourse.

the J Man
10-17-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by jerejerebinks
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youre going to get.

Okay, I am going to start off from here as this game has gotten off topic. Starting from the word "get."

Get to your computer so that you can post.

es347fan
10-17-2004, 08:04 PM
Post makes some wonderful breakfast cereals.

silverbulletkc
10-17-2004, 08:15 PM
Cereals that kids love are those with lots of sugar.

LionelHutz
10-17-2004, 08:39 PM
Sugar is the main ingredient of Mountain Dew.

creetwins
10-17-2004, 09:17 PM
Dew worms make good bait.

es347fan
10-17-2004, 09:20 PM
Bait your opponents.

LionelHutz
10-18-2004, 11:40 AM
Opponents in the political arena, but good friends outside of it, John Kerry and George W. Bush like to hang out, have beers, and watch football together on lazy Sunday afternoons.

es347fan
10-18-2004, 11:49 AM
Afternoons during the winter see daylight end early.

jerejerebinks
10-18-2004, 11:57 AM
Early bird always gets the worm.

silverbulletkc
10-18-2004, 12:10 PM
Worm is defined as any of various invertebrates, as those of the phyla Annelida, Nematoda, Nemertea, or Platyhelminthes, having a long, flexible, rounded or flattened body, often without obvious appendages.

(definition provided by: dictionary.com).

jerejerebinks
10-18-2004, 03:07 PM
Appendages are greatly missed when they are seperated.

LionelHutz
10-18-2004, 05:44 PM
Separated appendages can be used to beat up your little sister.

jerejerebinks
10-18-2004, 06:07 PM
Sister to Donnie, Marie Osmond has never been able to get out of her brother's shadow.

Autumn Aurora
10-18-2004, 07:00 PM
shadow, the best final fantasy character ever (according to my fiance) lives in the mountains as a hermit.

silverbulletkc
10-18-2004, 07:22 PM
Hermit crabs actually make good pets.

creetwins
10-18-2004, 08:39 PM
Pets make excellent companions.

LionelHutz
10-18-2004, 09:31 PM
Companions should be respected, not abused.

es347fan
10-18-2004, 10:25 PM
Abused your children again?

silverbulletkc
10-19-2004, 12:16 AM
Again we become witnesses of a horrifying event.

es347fan
10-19-2004, 10:12 AM
Event Horizon, the movie.

LionelHutz
10-19-2004, 11:01 AM
Movie trailers are all start with the phrase "In a world."

silverbulletkc
10-19-2004, 11:13 AM
World cultures are vast and very diverse.

es347fan
10-19-2004, 02:33 PM
Diverse natures breed contempt.

LionelHutz
10-19-2004, 05:38 PM
Contempt of court is a serious charge.

the J Man
10-19-2004, 06:43 PM
charge your way through the crowd.

silverbulletkc
10-19-2004, 07:42 PM
crowd the elevator with as many people as possible.

the J Man
10-19-2004, 07:46 PM
Possible to drive through the fog.

silverbulletkc
10-19-2004, 07:55 PM
fog, added with smoke, makes smog.

the J Man
10-19-2004, 08:00 PM
Smog is very bad arounf Hamilton Ontario.

silverbulletkc
10-19-2004, 08:08 PM
Ontario is a province in Canada.

the J Man
10-19-2004, 08:15 PM
Canada is the second largest country in the world.

silverbulletkc
10-19-2004, 08:19 PM
World population is growing at a fantastic rate.

es347fan
10-19-2004, 08:45 PM
Rate your lady right here -- wet "T-shirt" contest tonite!!

LionelHutz
10-19-2004, 09:36 PM
Tonight is the night I've waited for all of my life.

revenG_DeSire
10-20-2004, 10:47 AM
Life is just a dream

silverbulletkc
10-20-2004, 01:28 PM
dream on.

loralei99
10-20-2004, 03:28 PM
On the left you will see the Grand Canyon.

jerejerebinks
10-20-2004, 04:44 PM
Canyon? Oh, Nick CANNON. I misheard.

es347fan
10-20-2004, 07:05 PM
Misheard nothing! Clean your ears!

silverbulletkc
10-20-2004, 07:13 PM
ears of corn......they're listening.

jerejerebinks
10-20-2004, 07:17 PM
Listening to someone tell me to clean my ears makes them itch.

es347fan
10-20-2004, 10:43 PM
Itching after seven years of marriage has been documented by marriage counselors.

revenG_DeSire
10-21-2004, 10:41 AM
Counselors are actually demonic beings from the planet Zuckon, which is running out of oxygen.

es347fan
10-21-2004, 11:34 AM
Oxygen, in its liquid state is drawn from free air through repeated cooling and condensing in various vessles.

revenG_DeSire
10-21-2004, 12:43 PM
Vessels is a word I can not make up a sentence for.

es347fan
10-21-2004, 08:23 PM
Vessles of every type traverse Hong Kong harbor every day.

LionelHutz
10-21-2004, 09:50 PM
Day fades to night, and the freaks come out to hang out in coffee shops and discuss Tolstoy.

creetwins
10-21-2004, 10:13 PM
Tolstoy, when I read that word I think of Cookies.

silverbulletkc
10-22-2004, 08:17 AM
Cookies and Milk are the best snack around, even in college.

es347fan
10-22-2004, 08:20 AM
College used to be the place where women went to seek the Mrs. degree.

jerejerebinks
10-22-2004, 08:25 AM
Degrees are hard to get. Especially the Ph.d.

es347fan
10-22-2004, 08:30 AM
Ph.d's see themselves as somewhet superior to Ed.d's.

jerejerebinks
10-22-2004, 08:46 AM
Ed.d holders such as my father, would beg to differ.

es347fan
10-22-2004, 09:23 AM
Differ if you will, the fact remains that 2+2=4, regardless of how you look at it.

jerejerebinks
10-22-2004, 10:29 AM
It is simple in its complexity.

revenG_DeSire
10-22-2004, 10:31 AM
Complexity has the word complex in its first half!

jerejerebinks
10-22-2004, 10:32 AM
:mad:

IT IS SIMPLE IN ITS COMPLEXITY

revenG_DeSire
10-22-2004, 10:49 AM
Jesus Christ! No need to get all PMSy...

jerejerebinks
10-22-2004, 10:51 AM
Jesus Christ is our savior. Whoohooo, I still played the game...lol.

Anyway.....It is simple in its complexity :D

revenG_DeSire
10-22-2004, 11:03 AM
it will be even simpiler (is that a word?) when Jere gets his HEAD cut off!

Our saviour!

LionelHutz
10-22-2004, 12:18 PM
(JJB, I'm not seeing your issue with revenG's response . . .)

Saviour of many souls, the helicopter pilot went to sleep after a long day rescuing hikers off of the mountain.

the J Man
10-22-2004, 03:28 PM
mountain dew tastes great!

creetwins
10-22-2004, 05:23 PM
Great Scott, I've got the giggles.

LionelHutz
10-22-2004, 05:47 PM
Giggles are hard to suppress.

creetwins
10-22-2004, 09:55 PM
Suppressing rage runs you the risk of having a coronary.

es347fan
10-22-2004, 10:36 PM
Coronary infarctions are quite common.

creetwins
10-23-2004, 03:14 PM
Common-law unions are more frequent nowadays.

es347fan
10-24-2004, 07:41 AM
Nowadays it's easier to reflect upon the low-stress, low tech good old days as daily life grows ever more complicated and stressful.

the J Man
10-24-2004, 09:43 AM
Stressful is what many people's jobs are.

silverbulletkc
10-24-2004, 09:47 PM
Are you nuts?

jerejerebinks
10-25-2004, 05:17 PM
Nuts, especially Cashews, are commonly eaten from cans.

creetwins
10-25-2004, 05:37 PM
Cans and bottles are easily recycled.

jerejerebinks
10-25-2004, 06:56 PM
Recycled paper has a special emblem.

es347fan
10-26-2004, 10:34 AM
Emblems may provide a variety of information regarding the wearer to the viewer.

silverbulletkc
10-26-2004, 11:25 AM
Viewer discresion is strongly advised.

jerejerebinks
10-26-2004, 11:02 PM
Advised not to, but doing it anyway, Edgar Alan Poe made up many words....one of these was tintinnabulation.

silverbulletkc
10-26-2004, 11:54 PM
Tintinnabulation is a word I have never heard of before.

jerejerebinks
10-27-2004, 05:30 AM
Before AP English, I hadn't either.

es347fan
10-27-2004, 08:55 AM
Either route is fraught with peril.

silverbulletkc
10-27-2004, 01:08 PM
Peril is stricken in the hearts of many.

es347fan
10-27-2004, 03:42 PM
Many situations can be remidied with large amounts of cash.

silverbulletkc
10-27-2004, 03:56 PM
cash can buy you lots of great things.

es347fan
10-27-2004, 04:53 PM
Things go better with Coke

silverbulletkc
10-27-2004, 05:21 PM
Coke...it's the real thing.

jerejerebinks
10-27-2004, 05:24 PM
Thing, was an alive hand on Adams Family.

silverbulletkc
10-27-2004, 05:46 PM
Family Ties was an interesting show.

jerejerebinks
10-27-2004, 08:01 PM
Show me the Money is a famous line from Jerry Maguire

es347fan
10-27-2004, 08:34 PM
Maguire is a clan name now associated with a variety of products, actors, songwriters, and at least one Swede.

jerejerebinks
10-27-2004, 08:50 PM
Swede is a screename on Allforums

es347fan
10-27-2004, 08:57 PM
Allforums post #5166 by es347fan, super moderator.