View Full Version : Fantastic word game
jerejerebinks
10-27-2004, 09:21 PM
Moderator contest has to go to Borg.
es347fan
10-27-2004, 10:24 PM
Borg should be eradicated, according to STNG storyline.
jerejerebinks
10-28-2004, 06:28 AM
Storyline, Shmoryline, The Red Sox have won the world series!!!
es347fan
10-28-2004, 10:13 AM
Series? There wasn't a World Series; without the Yankees playing, how can there be a World Series?
jerejerebinks
10-28-2004, 08:59 PM
Series involving the Yankees should be canceled....well, the Red Sox did that for them.
revenG_DeSire
10-29-2004, 12:27 PM
Them, those murderous trolls, have eaten that annoying Senator John Mcain.
(Sp on Mcain...)
es347fan
10-29-2004, 04:06 PM
Mc Cain, John, U.S. Senator from the great state of Arizona is a U.S. Naval Academy graduate and former POW.
silverbulletkc
10-29-2004, 04:55 PM
POW and MIA flags are seen in most veteran-named buildings
es347fan
10-29-2004, 05:15 PM
Buildings are going to fall in Fallujah as the upcoming operation there takes place.
revenG_DeSire
10-30-2004, 07:10 PM
Place your hands on your head and relax. ;)
es347fan
10-30-2004, 07:56 PM
Relax - focus on the sound of my voice - with each breath you take you are becoming more and more relaxed, drifting into a warm, comforting sensation, eventually hearing only the repetitive monotone encouraging you to drift into a dreamlike existence.
HaVoK
10-31-2004, 10:06 AM
Existence to you may seem a dream, to others, a nightmare.
es347fan
10-31-2004, 06:40 PM
Nightmare is a term used to describe an incredibly vivid, frequently terrifying mind trip, taking place while sleeping; most likely with a duration of no more than two minutes, while the individual feels the experience lasting into infinity.
jerejerebinks
10-31-2004, 09:23 PM
Infinity is a big number.
the J Man
10-31-2004, 10:25 PM
number the sands on the beach is impossible.
es347fan
10-31-2004, 11:39 PM
Impossible? No way. The impossible only takes a little longer to acomplish.
jerejerebinks
11-01-2004, 06:43 PM
Accomplish something and you will be remembered.
HaVoK
11-01-2004, 07:42 PM
Remembered times from your youth are cherished as you get older.
jerejerebinks
11-01-2004, 08:08 PM
Older wines are usually more delectable.
es347fan
11-01-2004, 10:46 PM
Delectable jailbait is what she proved to be.
jerejerebinks
11-01-2004, 11:06 PM
Be a ham and egger.
es347fan
11-02-2004, 10:22 AM
Egger is such a fine Germanic name.
jerejerebinks
11-02-2004, 10:30 AM
Name your dog, Rover.
es347fan
11-02-2004, 12:00 PM
"Rover" is one of the few names that might be permitted if Brazilian legislator (http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/world/wire/sns-ap-pets-names,0,1016865.story?coll=sns-ap-world-headlines) Reinaldo Santos e Silva argues convincingly.
HaVoK
11-03-2004, 02:55 PM
Convincingly defeated is a term i would use to describe Senator John Kerry's appearance today. :D
silverbulletkc
11-03-2004, 03:32 PM
Today marks the end of those rather annoying political ads for another two years.
jerejerebinks
11-03-2004, 06:56 PM
Years in the future, four to be exact, we can finally have a country that doesnt have Bush as its leader.
Blibblob
11-03-2004, 08:18 PM
Leader is an anachronistic word used to describe a person who has seized power due through either force, deciet, or flat out stupidity of the people around him; it is a position that leaves much room for exploitation.
jerejerebinks
11-03-2004, 08:20 PM
Exploration in the bed room can sometimes be painful and creepy.
es347fan
11-03-2004, 09:41 PM
Creepy bedroom exploration? Boogie man still in the closet?
jerejerebinks
11-04-2004, 08:41 AM
The closet is a dangerous place. The dark and coat hangers cant coincide.
Mikefight
11-01-2005, 11:47 AM
Coincide with each other and get along, it is not perposterous.
http://mikedavis.po.gs/simpletest.htm
Imagineer
11-02-2005, 02:49 AM
Preposterous word games are fun.
cheerios
11-02-2005, 10:17 AM
Fun is not permitted in church.
Frogger
11-10-2005, 01:55 PM
Church keys are no longer needed to open beer bottles or cans.
cheerios
11-14-2005, 10:46 AM
Cans of beer open in your car can get you in trouble with the police.
Evakian
12-18-2005, 08:02 AM
Police like doughnuts, blue outfits, and pulling grannies over to do random sobriety tests.
cheerios
12-21-2005, 12:32 PM
Tests, homework, and mean teachers suck like vaccums.
Evakian
12-21-2005, 01:15 PM
Vacuums lose some suction after every use in a room
cheerios
12-21-2005, 02:11 PM
Rooms for rent are advertised in the paper.
Evakian
12-22-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by cheerios
Rooms for rent are advertised in the paper.
Paper should be recycled, it is good for the enviroment.
cheerios
12-22-2005, 04:23 PM
enviroment is one of the things that affect how we grow up.
Evakian
12-22-2005, 04:51 PM
Up a few floors is the managers office.
cheerios
12-22-2005, 05:18 PM
office space is hard to find in a cornfield.
Evakian
12-29-2005, 06:45 PM
Cornfields are often frequented by hungry birds
cheerios
01-17-2006, 03:42 PM
Birds wearing little pink sweaters come from the Nut Hut.
Decka
01-17-2006, 03:55 PM
"Hut... Hut... HIKE!!!"
cheerios
01-18-2006, 11:12 AM
Hike up your skirts like hookers.
Decka
01-20-2006, 09:06 AM
Hookers sure know how to give good blowjobs.
cheerios
01-20-2006, 01:12 PM
Blowjobs are something all guys like to have.
Dio Seijuro
01-20-2006, 02:29 PM
Have you not heard that some guys actually don't like blowjobs?
cheerios
01-20-2006, 02:53 PM
Blowjobs are a form of foreplay.
appickle
01-21-2006, 10:00 PM
Foreplay can be lots of fun.
cheerios
01-23-2006, 01:51 PM
Fun isn't only for kids.
Decka
01-23-2006, 10:12 PM
Kids like to go to Micheal Jackson's House
appickle
01-23-2006, 10:43 PM
House of Wax was a stupid movie.
Decka
01-27-2006, 08:08 AM
Movie Stars are the most spoiled and pampered people on the planet.
The Dude
11-12-2006, 11:53 PM
Planet X shows up in the sky daily.
shortstuff
11-13-2006, 09:37 AM
Daily we go about our business and lives.
es347fan
11-13-2006, 02:18 PM
Lives are often completely changed when one wins the Lotto.
shortstuff
11-13-2006, 02:29 PM
lotto night is crazy night!
Ride4Life
11-13-2006, 02:52 PM
Night time is the right time
MrsKimi
11-13-2006, 03:24 PM
Time doesn't matter too much.
Ride4Life
11-13-2006, 04:14 PM
too much too soon, too little too late
es347fan
11-13-2006, 05:18 PM
"Late!", she cried, "I'm 4 weeks late and you're the daddy - what is your wife going to say?"
shortstuff
11-13-2006, 05:20 PM
Say, this is a crazy life and I want a new life back.
es347fan
11-13-2006, 05:26 PM
Back in 1956, our President was none other than Dwight David Eisenhower.
shortstuff
11-13-2006, 08:37 PM
Eisenhower was one of the president of the United States of America.
es347fan
11-13-2006, 09:49 PM
America is a huge area.
Decka
11-13-2006, 11:05 PM
Area 51 is hiding something..
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 03:10 AM
Something special happens when friends get together.
es347fan
11-14-2006, 06:17 AM
Together we can do this.
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 09:19 AM
This is the oddest game I have ever played.
es347fan
11-14-2006, 09:28 AM
"Played" he said, "I've been played".
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 09:54 AM
Played is a term for one that has had life kick them in the face.
es347fan
11-14-2006, 09:59 AM
Face is an acronym for the 4 notes found in the spaces between the 5 lines on a page of sheet music.
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 10:00 AM
Music rocks my world, without it life would be very black and white and so boring.
Ride4Life
11-14-2006, 01:13 PM
Without love, all is lost
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 01:17 PM
Lost my mind playing this game....
Ride4Life
11-14-2006, 01:28 PM
The game is here to be played. Some you win, some you dont. As long as you play
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 01:44 PM
Play, We all play games and yes some we will win and some will make us cry.
Ride4Life
11-14-2006, 01:52 PM
As long as you cry tears of happiness
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 01:54 PM
happiness is a term used for when you are not sure what you are doing in our life and you know you should feel something.:hahanot:
Ride4Life
11-14-2006, 02:08 PM
To feel a heart beating close to mine
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 02:10 PM
Mine is my heart and I will share it when I feel the right person is in my life.
Ride4Life
11-14-2006, 02:14 PM
Share it wisely, for it is easily damaged
shortstuff
11-14-2006, 02:32 PM
Damaged is something it already was, life did that to me.
Ride4Life
11-14-2006, 03:36 PM
Life has a funny way of saying, "time wounds all heals"
es347fan
11-14-2006, 10:56 PM
"Heals warts!" "Cures tonsilitis!" cried the snake oil salesman hawking his potions.
shortstuff
11-15-2006, 01:47 PM
Potions will help kill of the ones here that need to pull their heads out of their asses.
es347fan
11-15-2006, 09:38 PM
"Asses! a whole square mile of asses and boobs to see on this beach , and you've got your head stuck in that book!"
shortstuff
11-15-2006, 10:10 PM
Book me a cruise some where warm right now!
es347fan
11-16-2006, 10:28 AM
Now available - a new surgical procedure that inserts a clear lexan window into your lower abdomen allowing one and all to see just when your head is insterted rectally.
shortstuff
11-16-2006, 11:13 AM
Rectally, that exam sounds painful.
:banana:
Ride4Life
11-16-2006, 11:22 AM
Since I dropped out of college, exam is no longer a dirty four letter word
shortstuff
11-16-2006, 11:26 AM
word, what do all these words mean to us?
es347fan
11-16-2006, 11:33 AM
"Us?" he asked "just what do you mean by us?"
Ride4Life
11-16-2006, 11:49 AM
Children can be so mean to one another
shortstuff
11-16-2006, 12:37 PM
Another child on the playground sits and cries!
Ride4Life
11-16-2006, 12:45 PM
A continuously ridiculed child will soon contemplate suicide