Mr. Jones had recently gotten himself a new secretary, and
he called her into his office to transcribe a letter for him.
When she walked into the room she noticed his fly was open,
but rather than mention it to him then and embarrass him,
she waited until she was leaving. Then, as she walked by,
she said, "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open." He was
a bit suprised and confused, but finally got it when he realized
his zipper was open.

Later on, he decided to play a little trick on his
secretary, so he called her in and asked her if when she
saw his barracks door open, did she also notice a proud
soldier standing at attention? Being a witty woman, she
replied, "No, sir, all I saw was an old, disabled veteran
sitting on two duffel bags.

OMG...............That is funny stuff!!!!