View Full Version : Goofy gets arrested at Disneyworld
Dunkirk101
09-16-2004, 07:01 PM
Man I tell ya, ya can't trust anyone these days :D
http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/16/disney.molest.ap/index.html
jerejerebinks
09-16-2004, 09:58 PM
Ok, I just quickly scrolled down the page, and I'm going to guess that you just posted a link yet again in stead of a story.....time to look.......and yep I was right.
Woooohoooo, what did I win Johnnnnnny?
MakeMoneyWemail
09-17-2004, 11:59 AM
His defense lawyer says he was just acting goofy, because he was playing Goofy. That's the first sign that you need to get a new lawyer.
In my best announcer voice;
Yes, that's right Jere. Your today’s winner. Your prizes are mediocre at best! You've won the ability to have to visit another site to view a story you may not care about. What’s that? You don't FEEL like a winner, well of course, that's because your losing time! Then you have to come back, and believe me, you'll want to, after all this is where you started.
but wait.......................there's MORE. How can that be you say? More? You want to know if you’re worthy of winning even more? YES YOU ARE JERE!! You have also won..........(music builds for excitement) POPUPS. Yes that's right popups. You know 'em, you love 'em. You gotta close 'em. Popups, get some today.
Thanks for playing. This is your game show announcer 007 saying: Be good, and if you can't be good, just don't get caught.
So long until next time. Bye, bye.
007 :cool: