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jerejerebinks
09-08-2004, 11:05 PM
For my 1000th post, I figured I'd start a fresh new thread that gives us all some info about each other.

When you post, give your real first name and your occupation.


I'll start.

Jeremiah

Formally employed at Long John Silvers, now in negotiations with King Tut Video.:D

Lungdop Philing
09-08-2004, 11:39 PM
Jeepers Jere -- didn't you seal that deal yet at the video store?

Here's how ya do it ..

Tell the manager you will work the first day for free and if he doesn't like your style he can simply call off the deal.

What the manager doesn't know is ... you have all your friends standing in the wings ready to rent vids on that day. When the manager sees the increase in profits for the day he takes it as you being good luck and good for the firm. Done deal.

But don't give away the plan by walking over to the front window and giving your buds a big thumbs up which signals them to come on in and start renting the vids. Use the 2 fingers to the eyes like the Navy seals do -- it's way cooler.

ROTF

Dop

astrapol2
09-09-2004, 03:21 AM
One day maybe a litle short. I would recommend doing the samefor at least 6 month, and planning a slight but continuous increase in sales over these months.
OK, but how will you explain the sales decrease on the seventh month just when you stop working for free ? Better hire an extra load of friends to boodt the sales for one more year just to show you're even better when you're paid. Then negociate a substancial raise.
You'll need it to pay back all the money used to rent these videos.

creetwins
09-09-2004, 12:21 PM
I'll play.

I am Sarah. I am a SAHM. I plan to go back to school. My younger daughter has had a fever, today is the third day. We were at the Drs for 3 hrs yesterday. Last night is the first full night of sleep I have had in a week. (meaning longer than 2-3 hours. So this is what a rested person feels like.

How many people here are parents?

box19
09-09-2004, 03:15 PM
I'm AJ.

I go to college, but don't start 'til the end of the month.

My world is currently occupied by a great deal of puppy pee. He barks for water, but the peeing has no warning attached. Starting to get the hang of it though... So I guess you could say I am a parent of sorts. Possibly not a good one.

I'm sure your little girl will be better in no time cree. If I only got 2-3 hours of sleep each night, I'd be in a straitjacket by now.

Speaking of which, thought I'd add a link: http://sj.blacksteel.com/long-sleeves/

jerejerebinks
09-09-2004, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Lungdop Philing
Jeepers Jere -- didn't you seal that deal yet at the video store?

Here's how ya do it ..

Tell the manager you will work the first day for free and if he doesn't like your style he can simply call off the deal.

What the manager doesn't know is ... you have all your friends standing in the wings ready to rent vids on that day. When the manager sees the increase in profits for the day he takes it as you being good luck and good for the firm. Done deal.

But don't give away the plan by walking over to the front window and giving your buds a big thumbs up which signals them to come on in and start renting the vids. Use the 2 fingers to the eyes like the Navy seals do -- it's way cooler.

ROTF

Dop

That is pure genious Dop.

:D

Overdose
09-09-2004, 07:51 PM
I’m Overdose! I’m attending a fun school, with lots of cool kids! I love going clubbing, and playing Madonna/Techno music real loud! Ummm, I like polo shirts? I love Coca-Cola! And John Kerry 04! Yay!

jerejerebinks
09-09-2004, 08:44 PM
A few quick questions OD...

1. Whats your real first name?

2. Better song. Lucky Star or Crazy For You

3. Have you tried Coke C2?

Idioteque
09-09-2004, 09:02 PM
heh. My real name is Raymond. That's all you get, if anybody from Lakewood brings up my middle name they will have an ass kicking waiting for them.
I am currently unemployed because I am very lazy, however when I grow up, I will probably end up being a programmer although I would much rather be a politician of some sort. Or donate to sperm banks full time if that is possible.

I play bass guitar, listen to lots of music, mostly Radiohead. I also happen to be wearing an insanely bright lime green Weezer shirt that almost blinded half the school today. That's my life story :-p.

Overdose
09-09-2004, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by jerejerebinks
1. Whats your real first name?
Tom or JT

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
2. Better song. Lucky Star or Crazy For You
How about Ray of Light, Erotic, Die Another Day, and Hollywood?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
3. Have you tried Coke C2?
Yeah, it's okay...if you want to lose weight. But I need the pounds! So Coca-Cola for me (besides it tastes better!)

jerejerebinks
09-09-2004, 09:19 PM
I disagree. Lucky Star is by far her best. And Coke c2 is the shiz-nit. lol.

creetwins
09-09-2004, 09:44 PM
I'm still mad that they Shredded Queen's most brilliant song "I want to break free" for the commercial..........

Pepsi all the way bay-bee

jerejerebinks
09-09-2004, 10:38 PM
I havent seen the commerical...but what I know is that Pepsi Edge is nasty.

Mountain Dew, however, is also the shiz-nit.

DarkFantasy96
09-11-2004, 01:35 PM
My name is Scarlett... and my job is currently giving my dad guilt trips about how bad a parent he is so he'll give me money...

Pepsi Edge and Coke C2 are nasty shit... almost as bad as full on diet. It's half regular, but it's still half nasty.

Overdose
09-11-2004, 06:23 PM
PEPSI IS DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
COCA COLA ALL THE WAY!
DIE POSER CHILD PEPSI!

BorgHunter
09-11-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Overdose
PEPSI IS DEATH!!!!!!!!!!
COCA COLA ALL THE WAY!
DIE POSER CHILD PEPSI!
::sips Pepsi calmly:: Hmmm? Did you say something? I was too busy enjoying my Pepsi...

Overdose
09-11-2004, 08:39 PM
*gag*

silverbulletkc
09-12-2004, 04:55 PM
gag to both...long live V-8 splash!

jerejerebinks
09-12-2004, 08:19 PM
You all dont know anything about soda until you have tried Ale-8. They sell it in Kentucky and parts of Tennesee.

I swear that stuff is so good.

silverbulletkc
09-12-2004, 09:25 PM
Ale...the quickest way to make your teeth and gums rot....sorry, didn't mean to ruin anything even though I'm sure I didn't.

jerejerebinks
09-12-2004, 10:12 PM
Ah!

But I'd let my heart rot out for this stuff, lol, joking of course, but it is very very good.

Its much different from just ginger ale. It comes in these crisp green glass bottles, and omg, it is so good.

Any time I have an out of state tennis tournament, we take them, and sell them to people there, and they buy them by the cartons, because they are so good.

silverbulletkc
09-12-2004, 11:13 PM
I always liked ginger ale as a kid...now the whole concept of pop or anything like it just doesn't sound very appetizing to my thirst anymore.

jerejerebinks
09-13-2004, 04:57 PM
I got a friend who hasnt drank pop in a couple of years, and the smell of Ale-8 drives him wild. lol.

Its funny, we drink it in front of him and stuff...I dont know why he doesnt drink pop even though he likes it....hes weird, lol.

DarkFantasy96
09-15-2004, 08:11 PM
Coke tastes all chemical-y... I like Pepsi better....

My Favorite Sodas
1. Dr Pepper, Pibb Xtra, etc.
2. Journey brand Twisted Bean Organic Vanilla Soda
3. Pepsi