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Locke
09-08-2004, 08:48 PM
(NOTE: Sorry for anyone's religion, I'm no trying to insult anyone, just thought I'd share it.)

Taoism: Stuff happens.
Hinduism: This stuff happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says, stuff happens.
Buddism: It's only an illusion of stuff happening.
Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
Islam: If stuff happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovias Witnesses: Knock knock: stuff happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as "stuff".
Agnostic: Maybe stuff happens, maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Stuff won't happen if I work hard enough.
Catholicism: If stuff happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does stuff always happen to me?
Mormonism: Why does noone know what stuff happens to us?
Televangelism: Send money or stuff will happen to you.
Rastafarism: Smoke that stuff.

jerejerebinks
09-08-2004, 09:32 PM
Those are actually fairly funny.

Evil Homer
09-08-2004, 10:09 PM
Respect mon. Respect.

jerejerebinks
09-08-2004, 11:18 PM
Do what?

Green_Eyed_Girl
09-09-2004, 12:48 PM
LOL! Very nice ;)

Originally posted by Locke


Agnostic: Maybe stuff happens, maybe it doesn't.


Yep, that's definitely me :D

MakeMoneyWemail
09-09-2004, 12:57 PM
Good sh!t. Thanks

Locke
09-09-2004, 04:54 PM
Glad you like :D

DanF
09-11-2004, 12:41 AM
:D

creetwins
09-11-2004, 04:19 PM
very cute. Love it.

Medea
09-11-2004, 04:51 PM
Nice post.