Locke
09-08-2004, 08:48 PM
(NOTE: Sorry for anyone's religion, I'm no trying to insult anyone, just thought I'd share it.)
Taoism: Stuff happens.
Hinduism: This stuff happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says, stuff happens.
Buddism: It's only an illusion of stuff happening.
Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
Islam: If stuff happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovias Witnesses: Knock knock: stuff happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as "stuff".
Agnostic: Maybe stuff happens, maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Stuff won't happen if I work hard enough.
Catholicism: If stuff happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does stuff always happen to me?
Mormonism: Why does noone know what stuff happens to us?
Televangelism: Send money or stuff will happen to you.
Rastafarism: Smoke that stuff.
Taoism: Stuff happens.
Hinduism: This stuff happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says, stuff happens.
Buddism: It's only an illusion of stuff happening.
Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
Islam: If stuff happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovias Witnesses: Knock knock: stuff happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as "stuff".
Agnostic: Maybe stuff happens, maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Stuff won't happen if I work hard enough.
Catholicism: If stuff happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does stuff always happen to me?
Mormonism: Why does noone know what stuff happens to us?
Televangelism: Send money or stuff will happen to you.
Rastafarism: Smoke that stuff.