Socialism: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government and they may give you some milk.

Facism: You have two cows. Give all your milk to the government and they sell it.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows

Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.