Locke
09-08-2004, 08:18 PM
A communist and a republican were walking on a road in Russia when the republican said, "Communism doesn't work."
"Yes it does, I'll show you," said the communist. So he pulls over a farmer traveling and asks the farmers name.
"Igor," said the farmer.
"Ok, Igor, if you had two tractors, would you give one to your neighbor?" asked the communist.
"Yes," said the farmer, and the communist smiled alittle.
"Ok, Igor, if you had two horses, would you give one to your neighbor?" asked the communist.
"Yes," said the farmer, and the communist smiled really wide, looking at the republican.
"One last question, if you had two cows, would you give one to your neighbor?"
"No, sir," said Igor.
The communist looked stunned. "Bu..but why not?" he asked.
The farmer replied, "Because I HAVE two cows, sir."
"Yes it does, I'll show you," said the communist. So he pulls over a farmer traveling and asks the farmers name.
"Igor," said the farmer.
"Ok, Igor, if you had two tractors, would you give one to your neighbor?" asked the communist.
"Yes," said the farmer, and the communist smiled alittle.
"Ok, Igor, if you had two horses, would you give one to your neighbor?" asked the communist.
"Yes," said the farmer, and the communist smiled really wide, looking at the republican.
"One last question, if you had two cows, would you give one to your neighbor?"
"No, sir," said Igor.
The communist looked stunned. "Bu..but why not?" he asked.
The farmer replied, "Because I HAVE two cows, sir."