Ummmm.....*flips coin and watches at it goes down a crack. "CRAP!*

Long Johns or Captain D's?

Neither, both of their seafood is teh sux0rz...

More pathetic: Milhouse's dad (the guy in my avatar) or me?

Tie.

Pimp or P.I.M.P

::flips a coin and watches it land exactly on its edge:: Wow...

Wal-Mart or Target?

(And whaddya mean, tie? I am more pathetic! :D)

Wal-Mart....more options. Target has much better buggies though.

(k, ill change my answer to you.)


Best New Television Show, Father of the Pride or Rodney?

Beats me, I've never heard of 'em...

But just what the hell is a buggy?

The Sims or Sim City?

Never played it...The Sims.

A buggy is a shopping cart.


School Food or Hospital Food?

Ugh, I'd rather starve...

Best part of Jere's sig: Carville or clapping hands?

Carville....the bald head means good luck!

Daily news or Weekly news?

Daily, as in the Daily Show. :D

Most-hated group of assholes: Focus on the Family or the Family "Research" Council?

funny *laughs*

Funny wasnt an answer was it?

Anyhow...Focus on the family.



Red light or Stop Sign?

Stop sign, don't have to wait as long most of the time.

Next member of the "Axis of Evil" to fall: Iran or N. Korea?

N. Korea. Does anyone else want to see Kim in a spider hole with a Jerry Garcia beard? No, just me, huh? Oh well.


Dinner:
Kitchen Table or Living Room Around The TV?

Living room around the TV...that's how we do it.

Wallets: Bi-fold or Tri-fold?

Bi-fold. A nice leather one my Andrea got me for christmas.

Hillbilly or Redneck?

If you picked Hillbilly...you might be a redneck:)

so I picked Hillbilly.

Cameras: Digital or Disposable (I'm guessing this is a no-brainer question).

DISPOSABLE!!! yes it's awesome :D but i'd pick Digital

Worst senario: Have terrible gas on a first date with a really great guy/girl, or the girl/guy has terrible gas on a first date?

It would be more terrible if you had it, because if you really liked them, you wouldnt care about crap like that.

Bald Eagle or James Carville:

Sexier Bald American Symbol?

Eagle. Carville looks scary.

Best sitcom: Roseanne or Cheers?

Gotta go with cheers....cause Norm was the man!

Better news program: Dateline or 48 hours?

Dateline seems good to me,

But are you In or Out?

Out.. always out... ::sigh::

Preferred suicide method- Slit wrists or sleeping pills?

Sleeping pills would be less painful, I suppose...though obviously I would prefer not commiting suicide at all...

Nvidia or ATI graphics cards?

I would say slitting wrists, more shock value

I've got Nvidia right now and i'm pretty happy with it.

Better candy: Sprees or Sweet Tarts?

Sprees...Its a kick in the mouth.


Hulk Hogan or Stone Cold Steve Austin?

The Hulkster, of course!

Notebook binders: Spiral wire or adhesive?

Spiral.....

Idk, just always used them.

Air Conditioner or Fan?

AC

Stephen King or Dean Koontz?

Stephen King

rollerskates or rollerblades?

(totally off the subject, did anybody notice it's ugababe's b'day today?(for those who know who she is))

Rollerskates, there a classic....
Shoes or sandals?

sandals, they don't give me blisters

Subway or Quiznos?

Quiznos
Gummi Bears or Gummi Worms?

bears...i donno why, i just go for the classics

coke or pepsi?

Pepsi, unless its vanilla, then I prefer coke
Shaken or stirred?

Shaken, NOT stirred.

Linux or *BSD?

Linux
Water...bottled or tap?

Tap...Cheaper. On a related note, please give to the Poor White Boy Needs Money Foundation :p

Batman or Superman

Superman...cause he's super!

SNL or MadTV?

SNL by far.

Speaking of SNL:

Jimmy Fallon: Better with out without SNL?

MAD TV
Porky's or Animal House

Animal House

Wide-ruled paper or College-ruled paper?

College ruled definately
peanut butter: crunchy or smooth

WHAT THE CRAP???? MY ANSWER WAS LIKE 20 mins before the one after me....

Back to the real question:

JIMMY FALLON:

Better with SNL or without?

I would say better, though overall I love Jimmy Fallon no matter what he does
Eighties hair bands or 90's grunge rock

............................so what am I supposed to answer?

I think the question is 80's hair bands or 90's grundge rock.....and sense I like Nirvana ok....wait, nah, I like a few hair band songs scattered around, so I'll call it a draw.

Clowns:

Scary or Funny?

OH, lol sorry. For some reason I thought that was part of her first sentence and didn't read it all the way....I guess that's what I get when homework burns me out after a long day.

Anyway, the answer is Scary, cause they eat people.


For cars: Keyless entry or those code pads found on most ford products in the early 90's?

Keyless Fo Shizzle. Walking away from my Prix and going "beep, beep" theres nothing to make a white kid look cooler....other than saying it with the phrase Fo Shizzle.

Btw, I'm on Fall Break from school this week:D

Quilt or Blanket?

I like quilts

Deodorant: Stick or Spray?

Stick...sprays too friggen cold.

Giraffe or Turtle?

Ah...both are so cute, overall I would say giraffes though
sweatshirts or sweaters

sweatshirts....hoodies to me more specific...i look so hot in them, lol.


Men reading the words on the butts of girls shorts....

Perverted or Intellectual?

The girls on my dorm floor voted intellectual
soap: bar or liquid?

Bar.

Mountains or beach?

Beach in the summer, Mountains in the Winter.

Community Colleges or Universities?

universities. sooner you start, and all that...

shark in the water or snake in the grass?

since I live in the midwest, snake in the grass.

regular beds or futons?

Regular...like waterbeds though....


Pretzels or Chips?

Chips

chateau briand or bbq?

uhh....bbq.

Buffalo or Hot Sauce?

Hot Sauce

Les Paul or Stratocaster?

No Clue what either of them is sooooooo *flips coin* the 2nd one...

Mr. Monopoly or Mr. Potatoe Head?

Les Paul & Stratocaster are the model names of the 2 most popular electric guitars on the planet.

Ok...but youre still supposed to answer the question...anyhow....Mr. Monopoly.

To be or not to be?

To be

In home chef, or maid service?

maid service....french maid service.

Sexier:

Fish Net or Strait Skin?

Fish nets.

(what is strait skin?)

Hummingbird cake or pecan pie?

Just skin....whats humminbird pie.

Ill say Pecan Pie although its nasty.


Having Wisdom Teeth Cut Out or Root Canal?

Wisdom teeth cut out. I hear a root canal is a real bummer.

Jessica Simpson or Jessica Rabbit.

I like Jessica Alba *drools*

Sexier Sarah with three names:

Sarah Jessica Parker or Sara Michele Gellar?

Give me the Parker girl!:)

Jellybeans: Starburst or jelly Belly?

Starburst


Home Depot or Lowes?

Home Depot, I like Orange.

Greyhound or Crosley...better motorcoach?

Greyhound

Charcoal or gas fired grille?

charcoal.

aluminum or cast iron.

cast iron.

ALCS: BoSox or Yankees?

BOSTON RED SOX!!!!


Nomar:

Will Stay at Chicago....Will Not.

Ok, this is a 2 parter, Sammy Sosa:

Will Stay at Chicago....Will not?

Nomar will not, Sosa will...

NLCS: Astros or Cards?

I actually think the other way around.....

Astros

Yankees vs Cards, Yankees Vs. Astros.....Red Sox vs. Cards, RedSox vs. Astros

BoSox vs. Cards......gotta have a midwest team in there.

More annoying sound: Squeaky wheels on a slowing freight train or someone scratching their fingernails across a chalkboard?

Chalkboard by far.....and I would love to see the redsox and astros...game 7....and the Redsox win over Clemens. Would serve him right.


Anywho.....


Trivial Persuit or Jeopardy?

Jeopardy

Wranglers or Levi's?

Levi's.

Better -mart: K-Mart or Wal-Mart?

Wal-Mart....more stuff:D

Theatre or Drive-In?

Drive-in


Better gasoline: Unleaded or Super Unleaded?

Wallyworld

strings or horns?

lol what the crap? you answered a question from like 2 questions ago...

Anywho...I use unleaded...but super is higher, so idk.....and horns. (i like flute though)

Sooo......


Doctor or Lawyer....bigger cheat?

Lawyer

Strawberry cheese cake or pumpkin pie?

Oh god, tough one....I cant pick between that, thats like choosing between children.


Macaroni and Cheese or Macaroni and Tamatoes?

Mac 'n' tomatoes?? Who ever heard of such a concept? I'll take my Mac 'n' cheese!

Orange Juice: With pulp or witnout?

I prefer orange juice without the pulp.

7 up or sprite

Macaroni and Tamtoes are the best thing ever. It must be a local thing, I seriously suggest you find a recipie and try it....you can have it with either chunks of tomatoe or just juice, its much better than mac and cheese...

7-Up.


Umbrella or Poncho?

Umbrella...

A note from a few questions ago...higher octane gasoline does absolutely jack for you and your car except drain your waller faster (unless your engine pings with low octane).

Now, cooler name for the devil...Beelzebub or Mephistopheles?

Beelzebub is a demon, not the devil.....so Mephistopheles.

Andy Kaufman or Jim Carey?

Kaufman

Moe Howard or Larry Fine?

I'm so glad you picked Kaufman.

Moe Howard.


Howard Cosell or Bob Costas?

Howard Cosell

standard or ergonomic keyboard?

Always worked with standard, and I'll stick with my standard.

The best way to read the news: in the paper or on the internet?