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Monty Python: Genius or Stupidity?

Genius: "It's just a scratch." "YOU'RE BLOODY ARM IS ON THE GROUND!!!!"

Cereal or eggs and bacon?

Cereal. Mmm, Frosties... Eye of the tiger, baby!

Lion, witch or wardrobe?

Originally posted by Locke
Genius: "It's just a scratch." "YOU'RE BLOODY ARM IS ON THE GROUND!!!!"

Good choice. I would have had to kill ya for picking stupidity.

"I fart in your general direction!"

Lion.

Tic-Tac-Toe or Hangman?

Hangman.....Tic-Tac-Toe is way too easy anymore:)

Crunchy cheese curls or Cheese Puffs?

The first one, the curls.

McDonald's or Burger King?

Gotta take BK....even if the only thing I eat there is their salads.

Clear light bulbs or frosted light bulbs?

Frosted...less harsh.

In a similar light, Corn Flakes or Frosted Flakes?

Corn Flakes, their good with Bananas.

When watching a baseball game,

An exciting hitters game, or a pitcher throwing a no-hitter?

The no-hitter (assuming of course it's my pitcher). Around the 6th inning, you kind of realize "Hey, there's a no-hitter going on"...and you get more and more excited...hanging on every pitch...and then the last out of the 9th and everyone goes wild.

Well, all that in person anyway. The no-hitter doesn't work too well on TV, but the slugfest does.

Funnier movie: Airplane! or Monty Python & the Holy Grail

Monthy Python, but the Naked Gun Movies are funnier than both.

Better Center Square, Whoopi Goldberg or Paul Lynd.

Paul Lynde, the only guy I've ever known who laughs at his own jokes.....every last one of them.....

VHS or DVD?

DVD, duh.

Real-time or turn-based strategy games?

Real-Time... Far more fast-paced and realisitic.

Blonde, Brunette or Red head?

Red.

Betty or Veronica?

Im sorry i have to go back to real time or turn based....Im gonna start a thread about that, anywho...
Betty

Peanuts or Garfield?

peanuts

france or spain

spain

pro-life or pro-choice?

pro-choice

milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

Milk chocolate.

Straight-up burial or cremation?

burial

dark meat or white meat?

white meat

chocolate milk or white milk?

chocolate...although I drink strawberry at school.

Sprite or 7-Up?

Don;t drink pop....but when I did, I would have picked 7-up.

better christmas color: red or green?

ah, during christmas time you cant have one of those without the other....but you have to add white for the snow.

Speaking of which.

Christmas without snow.

Just as Special or Not Quite Christmas?

if you judge christmas on how much snow is on the ground, that's pretty pathetic...

Tom brokaw, Dan Rather, or Peter Jennings?

Brokaw.

(We have NO snow during Christmas...)

Extremely hot weather or extremely cold weather?

Hot...at least then you don't have to worry about sliding on the icy roads.

Ho-Ho's or Twinkies?

None....little debbie kickes the crap out of Hostes.


Ice Cube, Ice T, or Vanilla Ice?

*shudders*
Ice Cube. Lesser of three evils. I mean ices...

More unlucky: Friday 13th or ladder with 13 steps?

the ladder.....just seems more likely that it'll collapse on you.

Pencil: Wooden or mechanical?

Wood. I just never could get comfortable with the mechanical variety...

vBulletin or Invision forum software? (A note: Allforums runs on vBulletin)

In that case, I vote 20 times for vBulletin!:D

Slinkies: Plastic or Metal?

Metal....Very retro

Acoustic guitar or electric? (note: no distortion)

(Ya ya, I can't spell. So sue me.)

Acoustic.

Mercedes or BMW?

BMW

Lennon or McCartney?

Lennon

N.Y. or L.A.?

LA

Favorite cartoon impossibility: Talking babies & dogs (Family Guy) or yellow people (Simpsons)

Um, the talking dogs. Their are brilliant babies, and china men in the world.

Yogi Bear or Yogi Bara?

Bear....He's smarter. "It's not over till it's over!"......:s?

Better invention: Telephone or remote control?

telephone.....could order sex on one long before you could with a remote, lol just kidding.

Billy Grahm or Franklin Grahm?

Billy Graham.......don't know why, just picked it.

Leno or Letterman (this may have been asked already)?

Leno

HP or Epson?

Epson. Just two years ago I would have said HP...but my current HP printer sucks...

AIM, MSNIM, YIM, or ICQ?

AIM.... even though it sucks, I like it best...

White bread, wheat bread, or potato bread?

Wheat bread, preferably whole grain. One of my favorite snacks is whole grain toast with peanut butter.

PHP or ASP?

PHP.

Star Wars eps 1-3 or 4-6?

4-6...

Twix or Snickers?

Sense Zero or Butterfinger isnt listed, I guess I have to go with Snickers.

When with a girl (or guy) would you rather be cought by a cop in public or a parent in private?

Parent. My dad wouldn't care. Actually, it might be a relief for him...he might think I'm gay from not having a girlfriend at ALL yet...

When wrapping gifts...nice wrapping paper or the comics from the newspaper?

Um... comics!!!

Oh and I just wanna reply to jerejere's question... A cop in public! Because you can ask the cop if he/she wants to join in ;)

Doublemint or Juicy Fruit?

Neither...I never chew gum with sugar...always sugarless.

Hey there's an idea...sugar or sugar-free gum?

Ah, I was seriously going to ask that friggen question next. Crap.

DF, so you wouldnt ask your parents to join in....I don't see the love in that. (kidding of course)

Would you ask the cop to join if it was....

http://www.dallas.org/images/stories/barney_fife.jpg

Lt. Deputy Barney Fife???


Next question....

Harder question...Who put the bob in Bop She Bop She Bop or...who put the ram in rama dama ding dong?

who put the ram in rama dama ding dong

Next question:

Barry Bonds or Sammy Sosa?

SAMMY SOSA!!!!!

The Cubs Rule!!!! WOOT WOOT, lol.


Mightier Force...Hurricane Ivan or the Miami Hurricanes football?

pfft, Ivan by a long shot...also cause I don't like the Miami Hurricanes (they think they're invincible).

College sports or Professional sports?

Pro Sports

NHL season or NO NHL Season?

Who cares about the NHL...i say no season.


Blow drier or Towel drier?

Towel drier....the blow drier makes my head burn:)

Better chicken: Popeye's or Chick-fil-A?

Popeyes, no question, Popeyes is by far better than any other chicken.

Colonel Mustard in the ball room with the led pipe or Professor Plum in the library with the revolver?

Mustard/ballroom/leadpipe.....because I like Mustard.

RISK: LOTR version or regular version?

Regular, I like conquring the world, not middle Earth.

Bourbon, Scotch, or Beer?

Ummm....eenie, meenie, miney.......scotch

Better place to live while in college: Dorms or Apartment?

Apartment...fewer rules.

In terms of cars, luxury or style?

style for most occasions, luxary for when you need to impress.

Bath tub or stand up shower?

Shower.

Favorite classical culture: Greeks or Romans?

Tough...Greeks.

Olympics in China (08)....good or bad?

I'll say good for now.

The Simpsons or Family Guy? (this may have been asked already, but....oh well)

I think is is the third time that has been asked... But it's Simpsons all the way!!!!

HOW CAN YOU NOT CHEW GUM WITH SUGAR??? ::dies:: I always chew Doublemint...

Bra or no bra?

Obviously I don't wear one...and I like to see (decently good-looking) women going braless as well...:D

Windows 98 or Windows XP?

Windows XP hands down.

Eminem or 50 Cent?

Eminem is one hell of a lyricist, so I'll go with him.

IE or Mozilla?

MOZILLA! ...

Classical period: Baroque(J.S.Bach, G.F. Handel), Classicsm(Beethoven, Mozart), or Romanticism(Wagner, Brahms, Rachmaninoff)

errrrrrrr....... Classicsm (whatever the hell that is)

next question: Coke, Fanta or Lemonade?

Although I love Fanta's prices....and Lemonade is always refreshing, I would probably take a Coke if given one of the three.

More Boring:

Scarlet Letter or Tale of Two Cities?

Having never read the former, I'll say Tale of Two Cities...though Wuthering Heights takes the all-time gold for that one...

Finding a Canadian coin in your change or finding a french fry in your Burger King onion rings?

The fry....because your going backwards with the coins, and your getting a lil extra with the fry.

Fries:

Regular, Curly, or Long Branch?

Curly...cause they're like slinkies if they don't break.

Honey or Maple Syrup on your pancakes?

Maple Syrup

football: running game or passing game?

passing game

Whopper or Big Mac?

Big Mac.

Carpet or hardwood floors?

hardwood floors

monty burns or waylon smithers?

monty burns.

mets or yankees?

.....mets

Monday night football: Vikings or Eagles?

Vikings.

Battle of the Bays: Green Bay or Tampa Bay?

Tampa Bay

Sandals: open-toe or closed-toe?

Closed toe

Would you rather: Fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?

fight like him.

better team: Miami Hurricanes or Ohio State Buckeyes?

Ohio State...once again cause I don't like Miami.

Cheese Nips or Cheez-it cheese crackers?

isnt that the same thing??? cheez-its...like the name more.

Matchbox or Hotwheels

Matchbox...

Badnarik or Nader?

Badnarik

Ford or Chevy?

Chevy.

Baseball or football?

football.

Jeans or Khakis?

Depends. Usually jeans, when dressing up, khakis.


Robin Williams or Billy Crystal?

Robin Williams all the way.

Digital Clock or Analog Clock?

Digital...telling time on those others is hard.

Who would win this war: France vs. Andorra?

(Andorra is a little, one town country right between Spain and France)

Andorra!

four funerals and a wedding, or four weddings and a funeral?

The latter, weddings are far happier...

Fark or SomethingAwful Photoshop contents?