Hope it's not a repost . . .

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about
the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy
puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.

"Kenneth"

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your medical
health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after
your husband shamed the office? And Third - whatever happened to
all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the
kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's
right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts! his hand up; Hillary points him out and
asks him what his name is.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical
health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after
your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all
those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why
did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what
happened to Kenneth?"

Sorry to disappoint you...but it IS a repost...http://www.allforums.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2017

lol.

its still fresh and funny to me.

Good post Lionel.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Sorry to disappoint you...but it IS a repost...http://www.allforums.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2017

Tarnation!

Im new game on a lot of these jokes.

So fire at will, Ill read um all.

Have you heard this Hilary gem???

While still in office, the clintons attended a ball game between the Mets and the Yankees. During batting practice, a secret service member walked up and whispered something in Bill's ear.

"Ok, sure" the president replied.

He turns, grabs Hilary, and throws her onto the field.

The secret service agent screames, stunned. "Mr. President, I said, throw out the first PITCH!!!"