Is anyone else offended by them,
What's their problem anyway,
they have some NERVE and GALL..

They really should read the book

"Our Hands are Stained with Blood" by Michael L. Brown.

A Presbyterian killed my dog once . . .

A moose bit my sister...

An AuthenticFan scared my girlfriend Pam into another state because he was obsessing over her...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
An AuthenticFan scared my girlfriend Pam into another state because he was obsessing over her...

LMAO!!!

Originally posted by Vilepagan
A moose bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

i didnt know you were aloud to have computers while institutionalized...

I am not offended by them, they have a bit of different theology, but I cant say I hate them.

Originally posted by LionelHutz
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

Those anti-semite PIG Presbyterians,
should realize that

Rabbi Meir Kahane(1932-90) and
Jesus Christ, have MUCH in Common

see www.Kahane.org www.JDL.org

Like what?

Christ never took violence on anyone. He never made bombs, and never made quotes like "we are a mighty fighter, who strikes back fiercely against tyrants."

Christ was love. Kahane was hate.

Simple as that.

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

Originally posted by Vilepagan
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

Huh?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
Huh?

We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Okey Dokey, Whatever you say Chief.

Dammit Jere, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I am so lost.

What the crap does that mean?

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
I am so lost.

What the crap does that mean?
OK, let me explain. Vile and Lionel's posts involving trips to Sweden and subtitles, and my post involving hamsters and elderberries, are all quotes from a movie called Monty Python and the Holy Grail...a movie you should definitely go rent. Right now. Because if you can't understand these references, you will have to go boil your bottom, you son of a silly person.

Originally posted by BorgHunter
OK, let me explain. Vile and Lionel's posts involving trips to Sweden and subtitles, and my post involving hamsters and elderberries, are all quotes from a movie called Monty Python and the Holy Grail...a movie you should definitely go rent. Right now. Because if you can't understand these references, you will have to go boil your bottom, you son of a silly person.


Ok, I have seen bits and pieces of the movie like the "bring out your dead' scene and the french gaurd who says ka nig its instead of knights.

I think I might watch it in its entirety soon.

What about the knights who say NI!

A spanking! A spanking!

Originally posted by BorgHunter
What about the knights who say NI!

Doesnt ring a bell.

lol.

Burn the witch!

I think, it would be in my best interest to download this movie...I have without a paddle downloading now, so when its done, ill download it.

If you ever want to get anything done in this country you've got to complain 'til you're blue in the mouth...

Originally posted by Blibblob
If you ever want to get anything done in this country you've got to complain 'til you're blue in the mouth...


ok?

i think if you want to get something done, you need to pray

Originally posted by jerejerebinks
ok?

i think if you want to get something done, you need to pray
Yeah, I'll pray for a girlfriend.

...

Didn't work. Oh well. Maybe actually doing something myself will work though...

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Yeah, I'll pray for a girlfriend.

...

Didn't work. Oh well. Maybe actually doing something myself will work though...

Lol,

Borg, if you had as much faith as you do wit, you'd be in good shape.:p

Run Away! Run away!

Originally posted by Vilepagan
Run Away! Run away!


LOL, I actually have seen that part.

ok?
Dead Parrot Sketch. :D

Originally posted by Blibblob
ok?
Dead Parrot Sketch. :D

Ah, Gotchya;)

Originally posted by Blibblob
ok?
Dead Parrot Sketch. :D

Personally I've always been a fan of the far less famous North Minehead Bye-Election sketch:

Landlady: Come on in, Mr and Mrs Johnson and meet Mr and Mrs Phillips.

Mr Phillips (Graham Chapman): Good afternoon.

Johnson: Good afternoon.

Landlady: It's their third time here; we can't keep you away, can we? And over there is Mr Hilter. (In the corner are three German generals in full Nazi uniform, poring over a map.)

Hilter (Cleese with heavy German accent): Ach. Ha! Gut time, er, gut afternoon.

Landlady: Oho, planning a little excursion, eh, Mr Hilter?

Hilter: Ja, ja, ve haff a little... (to Palin) was ist Abweise bewegen?

Bimmler (Michael Palin, also with German accent): Hiking.

Hilter: Ah yes, ve make a little *hike* for Bideford.

Johnson: Ah yes. Well, you'll want the A39. Oh, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

Hilter: Ah! Stalingrad! Ha ha ha, Heinri...Reginald, you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-vicket English person.

Bimmler: I'm sorry mein Fuhrer, mein (cough) mein Dickie old chum.

Landlady: Oh, lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out. You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you? Ha ha. (stony silence) I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?

Hilter: Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.

Landlady: Oh I'm sorry. I didn't introduce you. This is Ron. Ron Vibbentrop.

Johnson: Oh, not Von Ribbentrop, eh?

Vibbentrop (Graham Chapman, with German Accent): Nein! Nein! Oh. Ha ha. Different other chap. I in Somerset am being born. Von Ribbentrop is born Gotterdammerstrasse 46, Dusseldorf Vest 8.....so they say!

Landlady: And this is the quiet one, Heinrich Bimmler.

Bimmler: Pleased to meet you, squire. I also am not of Minehead being born but I in your Peterborough Lincolnshire was given birth to. But am staying in Peterborough Lincolnshire house all time during vor, due to jolly old running sores, and vos unable to go in the streets or to go visit football matches or go to Nuremburg. Ha ha. Am retired vindow cleaner and pacifist, without doing war crimes. Oh...and am glad England vin Vorld Cup. Bobby Charlton. Martin Peters. And eating I am lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly Line, don't you know old chap, vot! And I vos head of Gestapo for ten years. (Hilter elbows him in the ribs) Ah! Five years! (Hilter elbows him again, harder) Nein! No! Oh. NOT head of Gestapo AT ALL! I was not, I make joke! (laughs)

From what I've seen I like the Bringing Out the Dead scene

OH! The Hitler one! Oh, I'm sorry, Hilter. That one is great... I'm a big fan of the Spanish Inquisition one too. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!
I'm not dead yet!

I FEEL HAPPY!!!!


"Is there anything you can do about him?"

Yeah, I really need to watch that all the way through.