An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After
laying there a few minutes the old man farts and
says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world
was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man farts again and
says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and
says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure's on and the old man refuses to
get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no
avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable, he
gives it everything he has, but instead of farting, he
poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."

Hehehehehe