Okay, here is how it is in Oklahoma

Missonaries: Never
Door to door salesmen: never
Telemarketers: ALL THE FUC*IN* TIME

One time a telemarketer called and I said "City Morgue"

The woman said "Umm is *beep* there"

"Let me check" I responded

A miniute later I said" Ahh yes he died of a shotgun to the head, it was a mess"

I heard someone throw up and I hung up. I laughed about it all day.

In Kentucky we passed legislation making it illegal for telemarketers to call. I can rememeber a door to door salesmen a few times...one time seeling encycolpedias. He was nice, and he was amazed that I could say the Presidents backwards, so he gave me the P encycolpedia for free (Presidents I guess)

Another time, a guy wanted to sell his window washing service....but he looked like Rob Zombie after being ran over by a bus or something, so we politely asked him to leave.

I had a friend one time when the telemarketers were still calling he answered..and was like hold on a minute. He covers up the phone and goes OH MY F****ING GOD I DIDNT TELL YOU TO KILL HIM LIKE THAT, SON OF A BI***, PUT HIM ON THE F***ING COUCH.....and turns back to the phone, yes you were saying?


She hung up and we laughed for like 10 mins strait.

Sometimes if you try to start up a conversation with them and talk nonstop, it'll eventually scare them away.

By the way, is this material for the religion section?

it mentioned missionaries, lets not get picky.

it just didn't really talk about them though, so I felt the need to question.

I think she probably just got side tracked...it happens.

SHE MY A**!! I AM A GUY!!!!:hitout: I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ASSUME I AM A GIRL BECAUSE OF MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:hitout: :hitout: :hitout: :hitout: :hitout: :hitout: :hitout: