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TheAuthenticFan
08-03-2004, 06:31 PM
I hope the character of
Capt James T. Kirk(William Shatner) returns from his
AWFUL Death in "Generations"

TheAuthenticFan
08-22-2004, 12:43 PM
Will

Capt James T. Kirk return back to life.?

silverbulletkc
08-22-2004, 12:56 PM
yes....except he'll have a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg....and maybe a tattoo of a firetruck on his face.

007
08-22-2004, 11:13 PM
I believe he will come will come back.

However, Kirk will incessantly talk to himself about past loves and politics.

It is at this point that Spock will fuse Capt. Kirks lips together using a phaser so kirk won't be able to voice his unending drivel.

Kirk will then then type using the ships viewscreens to spead his unending, useless propaganda.

In a fit of rage, the transporter chief will beam Kirk to the exact center of a supernova, smile to himself, and complete the evening with a nice shot of Romulan Ale.

Still not a trekkie, just proving a point.

007 :cool:

jerejerebinks
08-23-2004, 05:59 PM
LMAO,

That might be the funniest thing Ive seen all day.

007
08-23-2004, 08:50 PM
007 humbly takes a bow.