View Full Version : In Defense of President Bush
Jwjames111
07-29-2004, 10:16 PM
Everybody is quick to point their fingers at President G.W. Bush Jr. Now I'm not saying he's not a (insert derogatory comment here) but everyone can stop saying that he dodged the war. He served his country quite well.
The website and info is available here:
http://us.gq.com/features/general/articles/040727feco_02
Now this should be a good post
no moore please
07-29-2004, 10:36 PM
interesting...the liberals will come up with something though
BorgHunter
07-29-2004, 10:44 PM
Bush's biggest defense comes from a magazine whose biggest story right now is "The sexiest Catwoman alive"? A self-proclaimed "men's magazine"? Puh-leeze. Next will we be hearing late-breaking news from Playboy?
The media would be all over this if it were real news. Yet I see NOTHING from the alphabet stations. NOTHING even from Fox, which you'd think would be gleefully showing this as their front story right ahead of "Democratic National Convention 2004: An Inside Look on Why Kerry Sucks".
no moore please
07-29-2004, 11:11 PM
told ya
BorgHunter
07-29-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by no moore please
told ya
Either refute my fucking argument or STFU. "Told ya" does not even attempt to refute my argument, nor does it promote your side. If you dismiss anyone who disagrees with you as "liberals making something up", you belong at FreeRepublic. Not here.
no moore please
07-30-2004, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by BorgHunter
Either refute my fucking argument or STFU. "Told ya" does not even attempt to refute my argument, nor does it promote your side. If you dismiss anyone who disagrees with you as "liberals making something up", you belong at FreeRepublic. Not here.
told ya
even if there arent facts and it is just an idea of those 12 months it is possible. you refuse to believe that and are being igonorant. bush cant do anything right in your opinion even if it is just a possibility you wont say, "hey. wow. what if that is what he did"
BorgHunter
07-30-2004, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by no moore please
told ya
even if there arent facts and it is just an idea of those 12 months it is possible. you refuse to believe that and are being igonorant. bush cant do anything right in your opinion even if it is just a possibility you wont say, "hey. wow. what if that is what he did"
I admit it's possible he was doing that. Far-fetched, but possible. I would like a more reliable source, however.
And I believe the word you were looking for was "closed-minded", not "ignorant". There is a difference. And I am neither.
astrapol2
07-30-2004, 05:41 AM
Borg,
I guess you missed the irony of this article. It is obvously a hoax intended to make fun of Bush.
Just read the paper ! it is very funny.
"Next for Bush was New Zealand, where he assisted officials with helicopter surveillance of sheep poachers, and then Monaco, where he taught the crown prince's bodyguards how to fire assault rifles while waterskiing in tuxedos. "
"Bush impressed Chou En-Lai tremendously. Flush with government-supplied money, he persuaded the Chinese premier to supply land and labor and build him the world's largest eight-track-tape factory, on the outskirts of Beijing. Bush supervised the construction personally, often arriving as early as 8:30 A.M. and staying on the job as late as 3 P.M.
Thanks to fortuitous weather and the country's plentiful labor, the Beijing headquarters of Amberson's Magnificence Co. was finished in just two and a half days. A ribbon-cutting ceremony was held as the plant cranked out a flurry of current eight-track recordings, including All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople and the soundtrack to The Harder They Come."
'When Bush returned from China, he discovered that Nixon was becoming increasingly manic about a domestic threat: the U.S. tour of the Rolling Stones. "Nixon was convinced they [the Stones] were a bigger threat than John Lennon, who, if you remember, we tried to deport," an FBI source said."
"This time Bush chose to take on the identity of a roadie named Bo Bannister, an itinerant concert-business employee. Though cleaner-cut than most of the Stones' crew, Bannister enthralled his fellow roadies with tales of life on the road with acts that included Chuck Berry and Mel Tormé. Soon, he was given a position of great honor at the Stones' shows: inflating an enormous, forty-five-foot pink plastic penis at the beginning of "Honky Tonk Women."
etc…
Jwjames111
07-30-2004, 08:36 AM
When I think about it, th article did have a srange twist of humor. Bush and Watergate? Incredible. Butthe pictures really make you wonder...
BorgHunter
07-30-2004, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by astrapol2
Borg,
I guess you missed the irony of this article. It is obvously a hoax intended to make fun of Bush.
Just read the paper ! it is very funny.
"Next for Bush was New Zealand, where he assisted officials with helicopter surveillance of sheep poachers, and then Monaco, where he taught the crown prince's bodyguards how to fire assault rifles while waterskiing in tuxedos. "
"Bush impressed Chou En-Lai tremendously. Flush with government-supplied money, he persuaded the Chinese premier to supply land and labor and build him the world's largest eight-track-tape factory, on the outskirts of Beijing. Bush supervised the construction personally, often arriving as early as 8:30 A.M. and staying on the job as late as 3 P.M.
Thanks to fortuitous weather and the country's plentiful labor, the Beijing headquarters of Amberson's Magnificence Co. was finished in just two and a half days. A ribbon-cutting ceremony was held as the plant cranked out a flurry of current eight-track recordings, including All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople and the soundtrack to The Harder They Come."
'When Bush returned from China, he discovered that Nixon was becoming increasingly manic about a domestic threat: the U.S. tour of the Rolling Stones. "Nixon was convinced they [the Stones] were a bigger threat than John Lennon, who, if you remember, we tried to deport," an FBI source said."
"This time Bush chose to take on the identity of a roadie named Bo Bannister, an itinerant concert-business employee. Though cleaner-cut than most of the Stones' crew, Bannister enthralled his fellow roadies with tales of life on the road with acts that included Chuck Berry and Mel Torm�. Soon, he was given a position of great honor at the Stones' shows: inflating an enormous, forty-five-foot pink plastic penis at the beginning of "Honky Tonk Women."
etc�
Bah, I had half guessed it was satire, but since it was 1:00 AM, my reading comprehension wasn't exactly at its peak. And JW and No Moore acted like it was real...you misled me! ::shakes fist:: :D
The Praetorian
07-30-2004, 08:55 AM
jwjames111, You seriously couldn't tell it was a joke the first time you read it?
Travh20
07-30-2004, 09:29 AM
people who believe micheal moore asking for a "reliable source" for something is downright hilarious
Jwjames111
07-31-2004, 02:17 PM
im sorry! I read it at like 2:00 in the morning. And have you seen the pictures? It looked purty real. THen again, shooting assault rifles while waterskiing in a tuxedo...:D