If you were God... what would you do..


For me that's easy, I would use my power to
ELIMINATE all Human Suffering Once and For all..
And Establish a World, where everybody loves each other, and where NO ONE has to work to support themselves,
their would be an END to the hectic
Rat-Race, I would Eliminate all
Mental and Physical Diseases.

But then eternity would be really boring. Id keep earth just as it is now. Every once and a while id give people a break, like a decade or a century of high times. then throw in a huge meteor or world war just to keep people on their toes.

Live among humans. Use my powers to make the life of myself and people I care about the most a bit eaiser, happier, perhaps more dramatic, exciting, whatever suits the mood.

Of course, this view is only possible because as an agnostic I believe the world can run itself just fine without a god on duty. If by being a god I have a duty to run the world 24/7 I don't want to be god.

Better yet, I shall ponder the question "where did I come from?" and why I was given a conscience and purpose as god. Paradoxically, being omniscient I should already know the answer as soon as my mind springs to the question. Well, if I, god, was created by another, I wonder who created my creater and whether they ask the same question and had a same or different answer, them being perhaps omniscient, like me. Hmm. Or do we just continue to stretch the chain of questioning on to infinity like a Zenoan paradox?

This is fun. I think I'll drop a post everyday on what I, as god, will do that day.

I would act like I did not exist- and observe.

Today I turn earth off, basically stop the flow of time, and go have tea with Buddha, whom depends on perspective of those humans, is either my peer or one of my alter egos. Hmm, I wonder why I can't just make their perspective one...I tried to do it with my omnipotent powers a couple times, but those humans ended up killing each other too rapidly. Let me and Buddy ponder this question together and see what happens. Allah better pay me back that stuff he lost 678 years ago at our domino game soon, otherwise I'm still giving him hell...that bastard...definitely not my alter ego.

If I was a god, I'd exist.

Can't say that for any of the ones we've created to date.

I'ld create

I guess I'd do things exactly the way He is doing it right now. It may not always seem to be right to us, but He IS God and must know what he's doing... :)

Today I want make an attempt at raising up a wall I can not tear down, and then tear it down. Then I want to create a sparring partner to do celestial karate with who is suprior to me in every way, then I shall proceed to win a match against this partner. Then I would like to start a chemical process I will not be able to undo, then undo it by bed time. I'm god, so I should be able to transcend logic, otherwise logic should be god, and I will then become logic itself.

Also I feel rather in the mood for loving today, so I shall use my powers to experience the feeling of the most intense orgasm, and change frame of reference of time so that I experience this for 24 hours straight in the blink of an eye. I am afraid I might pass out from the unbearable ecstasy. Hopefully Buddha comes to rescue in that case.

That gives me an idea as god. Once every 100 years i will give every man and woman on earth an intense orgasm. That would be an interesting show. However it would be at a random time on a random day, so no one would know when to expect it.

I'd make Superman real.

I would create new episodes of Family Guy and make sure that the Minnesota Vikings win a super bowl:)

If I was God I would have realized that I existed billions of years ago (which is a feat because at the time there was nothing to be moved, seen, heard, or felt. I would have had no eyes or brain with which to realize this fact of existence).

At the moment of realization the Universe would have erupted into being and ojbects would have started to form. Over the course of billions of years I, as the Universe, would increase complexity with every generation of stars. More complex elements would have been formed until enough chemicals existed to make Life.

As Earthlings, I would struggle to survive and become more complex until I could think abstract thoughts and use language. Then I would write the whole thing on an internet message board.

(Some of you think of God as a celestial man who gets angry, wants things, and feel pressure. God is nothing like a man. When they said we were created in God's image they meant that we can create, not that God has a forehead. God does not derive joy or sorrow from our actions, in fact God has already seen this movie. You can't do things that will surprise God. You are doing exactly what you were created to do.

As fucked up as everything seems, the Universe is perfect just the way it is. People want things to be better. Even Hugh Heffner feels like he had it rough. There is no level of pleasure that Humans would be satisfied with, so we can't use our feelings to determine wether things are "right" in the Universe.)

If I were God... I would live amongst the humans and help all who I saw as good souls. Also, I would make myself be able to eat unlimited amounts of junk food without gaining weight. Also I think that I would take a lot of human lovers... male and female... and use my unlimited powers to give them insanely amazing orgasms :D what else? Ah I know. I would send everyone candy on their birthday. Even the evil people.