This was just simply too good to pass up!

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-finger17.html

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-othernews0711ronald,1,3853299.story?coll=chi-homepagenews-utl

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-othernews-0714groin,1,1966509.story?coll=chi-homepagenews-utl

For a Darwin award, they have to die. The stupid removing themselves from the gene pool.