Here's how it works, I will start the story with one or two senteces. The next person will come in and add one or two sentences and so on.





Billy Joe walking down town one day when he spied in a television store something amazing. It was.....





Now you continue the story.

the girl that had crush on since the 1st grade. Now that he's in high he believes it's time to finally to her. He go into the store ready to speak to her when suddenly...

he turns psychotic, pulls out a glock and wastes her. The store owner....

Goes and smokes a joint and then goes and to wendys because he has mad munchies..... And after Wendys.....

begins to realize that his bitch had just been massacred by some dumb red-neck; he vows revenge! So the store owner

goes looking for the kid, and finds him inside a...

dark street corner standing with a prostitute named YumYum. He finds out..

that yumyum is a transvestite and is going to bum-rush the kid.so the store owner desides to watch, but right before the kid was gonna get bum-rushed the store owner...

Remembers he has a camera in is pocket and decides to make some cash posting the pick on the web so he takes out the cam and...


(ok this is getting bad..... :twisted:......)

positions it, ready to take pictures, but then realizes that he has no film and goes to buy some, on the way there he...

is abducted by aliens and just before they begin the anal probe he exclaims

Not to hard!!!!

He then realizes that he was indeed not taken by aliens.. As he wakes up half-drunk on the bed he sees..

a pile of condoms and some guy sleeping next to him, he screams and wakes up the other guy who then...

syas "Who the hell are you and where the hell am I." The store owner replies..

"Those alien bastards, they made us......

i am the great store owner who had a bad dream where my bitch was killed, and i was... STRAIGHT!!!