anger to chris..


a man walks into a bar, he sees a pirate. the pirate has a pegleg, a hook and an eyepatch the man says, "so, how'd you get the pegleg?" the pirate replies "Got it in a horrible ocean battle" The man asks "How'd you get the hook?" "I got it swiming with the parana, barely escaped with me life i did" The man goes "ok, well then how did you get the eyepatch?" "A seagull pooped in my eye" the man goes "that can't make you lose an eye" the pirate lookes down into his drink and says "It can if it's your first day wearing a hook"