THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
> >
> > Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
> > naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
> >
> > Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to
> > trade,
> > especially for someone with cash.
> >
> > Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of
> > her
> > own beauty.
> >
> > Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
>and
> > a desirable place to visit.
> >
> > Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past
> > mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> >
> > Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide with borders that are
> > un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
> >
> > Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
> > conquering past but alas, no future.
> >
> > After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but
>no
> > one wants to go there.
> >
> >
> >
> > THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
> >
> > Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

Nice.

i like it cause its true