Ever heard the one about the young guy who went to his Dr. and said Doc I got a big problem,yes my son what is it, well I don't like to say but my pecker has turned orange,What the Dr. said I must see it right away the Dr. said so the young guy takes it out and sure enough it was bright orange and the Dr. says this is very strange it should not be this color.So the Dr. says think back now what have you done that might have caused this young man and the young guy says nothing I can think of Doc since I been layed off all I do is sit around the trailer and eat cheesepuffs and watch Porno Films !!!!