Hello ya'll. Imp invited me here, but please do not hold THAT against me.

Although she is as subtle as a rattle snake in the middle of a cage of mice, there's still something about her we like.
Please don't ask what that might be- we don't know yet either.

Moving along, my name is Alessandra. I am fairly new to message boards and I might ask alot of stupid questions- please bare with me.

Welcome aboard!

Welcome, and I do hold it against you. :p

Borg. Are you the "frisky" one she was telling us about? The one who liked her picture - alot?

And if you are going to hold it against me sugar, a little lower and to the left. :p

Welcome aboard? If this place is anything like Capt' Stabbin's place, I'm staying!

Thank you.

Originally posted by WastedPotential
Borg. Are you the "frisky" one she was telling us about? The one who liked her picture - alot?
Er...maybe...could have been anyone, though. Except Vile. :D

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Er...maybe...could have been anyone, though. Except Vile. :D

or the straight girls, dumbass.

or the straight girls, dumbass.
We have those? :D

Originally posted by WhammyBar
or the straight girls, dumbass.
What? Straight females can't enjoy a woman's picture?

Or gay men, for that matter. The joke, which obviously fell flat, was that Vile would be too busy hitting on any males entering Allforums to care about anybody female.

Oh, and I shall remember to call you a dumbass next time you try to say something funny.

all that work and it went exactly where it would have if we had just said hi... LOL

Hi

HA HA HA HA. ROFL. You guys are a riot! :D

Hi all and thanks again for the welcome.

Wow...they will let anyone it here...!!!

I'd suggest you ban her now and get it over with...hehehehe

She's out globe trotting and I can get away with saying just about anything about her now...

BTW..this is a very interesting intro thread...go ahead and delete this and all her posts too...throw her for a loop when she gets back...:D