Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 02:43 AM
It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he
decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his
note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband
had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked
her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and
fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
Of course I have to waste more of your time here is another email joke.
A woman was in her front yard, moving her lawnmower when her atractive
blonde neighbour came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox.
He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little
while later, he came out and again he checked his mailbox and angrily
stormed back into his house. As the woman was getting ready to mow the
lawn...he came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and slammed
it closed. Puzzled by his actions the woman asked hin "Is something wrong?". To which he replied, "There certainly is!.......
My stupid computer keeps saying "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was
planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he
decided to send his wife a quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his
note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband
had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked
her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and
fell to the floor in a dead faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
"Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
Of course I have to waste more of your time here is another email joke.
A woman was in her front yard, moving her lawnmower when her atractive
blonde neighbour came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox.
He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little
while later, he came out and again he checked his mailbox and angrily
stormed back into his house. As the woman was getting ready to mow the
lawn...he came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and slammed
it closed. Puzzled by his actions the woman asked hin "Is something wrong?". To which he replied, "There certainly is!.......
My stupid computer keeps saying "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"