Ho ho ho! Who wants to buy some toys?

How am I a "dickhead" for telling a joke? It's not like I really believe Jewish people are like that, sheesh!

Funny how no one calls people dickheads when they make fun of Christians. Funny how no one calls anyone a dickhead if they tell a joke about a blonde. Funny how no one calls the black comedians on BET dickheads when they constantly make fun of white people. It's a funny world with funny double standards, aint it?

[quote:3e225b2187="DaveTooner"]
Funny how no one calls the black comedians on BET dickheads when they constantly make fun of white people.[/quote:3e225b2187]

YES
Thank you. At least now I know I'm not the only one that thinks that. ::sigh::
*sits back down*

You're very welcome.

i did not call u a dickhead because it is a racist joke
i called u a dickhead because it is LAME
do u understand?

You Aussies must use the word "dickhead" in a different way than we Yanks. 'Cause here it's basically a more rude way of calling someone a jerk.

you are a dickhead ie u are a jerk, wanker, tosser, fuckwit, asshole

How does telling a "lame" joke make me all of those things?

it doesn't

the joke was not funny.

prescisly

I...uh...really just didn't get it..heh heh ^_-'''

So why am I a dickhead?

lol

well mebe ur right dave, yanks do use the word differently to us
in Aus we are a little more laid back. here calling somebody a dickhead is not taken seriously.
sheesh
if i deeply offended u i apologise
btw i am a tough guy;)

You didn't offend me, it just didn't make sense to me.

i still don't get the joke :confused:

hmmm
not surprised it was a crap joke

Heh heh, wanker is a funny word. I thought the joke was pretty funny but I enjoy jokes that play on stereotypes (and I'm not discriminatory about who gets made fun of. Hell, I love redneck jokes and I'm from alabama. Stereotypes are dumb but funny as hell, especially when you have a friend who fits into one).
I was lifeguarding at the city pool a few years ago and this 8 year old black kid walks up to my stand and goes "What do you call a white person who has drowned in the ocean? ... A saltine cracker." To this I replied "How do you get a black person out of a tree? ... You cut the rope." I smiled at the kid and he stood there for a second (I guess he wasn't expecting a retort) and walked off. I thought it was a pretty funny reparte (I'm now brasing for the inane cries of "racist!" that are sure to follow this post)

yeah... i didn't like that last joke either.... maybe its just that i don't like jokes that play on stereotypes, or maybe its just that it wasn't that funny. either way i am surprized that you would be proud of yourself for saying something like that, i mean a 8 year old kid makes a racist joke, yeah its sad and shallow but its a kid.... you are supposed to be an adult

So adult=copout? Adult=being a weinie? Adult=not having any fun? Adult=being PC? Well, if that's adult, I'll stay a kid. Furthermore, I was 16 at the time. Were you mature enough to save 3 lives when you were 16 (and if you've got some made up story I don't want to hear it)? Just a sidenote here, but you have to stick up for yourself, especially in areas like that. If I had let the kid just insult me and leave he and the other kids around would have lost respect for me and gone on to do something dangerous. By the way, diabetics could construe your little joke as being offensive. But that'd just be dumb (and the joke is funny). And yes, I'm aware that you might be diabetic.

In my opinion jokes are jokes, as long as they are said to be funny then thats what they are. Some people don't enjoy reading jokes or the ones that poke at other people, but thats usually the funniest ones. I don't get offended if someone makes a simple joke on me, as long as they don't get offended if I joke back. Now there is a point thats to far..

[quote:97964d6373="Traveler20"]So adult=copout? Adult=being a weinie? Adult=not having any fun? Adult=being PC? Well, if that's adult, I'll stay a kid. Furthermore, I was 16 at the time. Were you mature enough to save 3 lives when you were 16 (and if you've got some made up story I don't want to hear it)? Just a sidenote here, but you have to stick up for yourself, especially in areas like that. If I had let the kid just insult me and leave he and the other kids around would have lost respect for me and gone on to do something dangerous. By the way, diabetics could construe your little joke as being offensive. But that'd just be dumb (and the joke is funny). And yes, I'm aware that you might be diabetic.[/quote:97964d6373]

Didn't you know? It's okay for blacks to make fun of whites, but if it's the other way around it is extremely politically incorrect.

lets put it this way...THE JOKE SUCKS ASS, its the most stupid thing i have ever heard!!!

:roll: Helllllllo people.........he was only telling a joke, funny or not, lighten up!!!!!
Most humour is based on the misfortunes of other people or as in this case, ridiculous stereotypes.....................And yes THEY ARE rediculous.....but hey, if u can't laugh at them....that's even more rediculous because then you are giving them some kind of validation.

This post has been a prime example on how a joke can get out of hand. A joke is a joke is your excuse every time but perhaps you should watch where you say it (i.e over the internet to random people you don't know not a good idea).

I find the white jokes on BET funny because actully everything they say is partly true.

*Curious and not meaning to sound racist in any sort* And jokes white people make about african americans aren't partly true? *Wonders*

[color=indigo:d870f5de9c][/color:d870f5de9c]c'mon, c'mon a joke only ever gets out of hand if:
A)It really isn't a joke at all OR
B)You take it too seriously
Jokes are just that, Jokes......
If you didn't like it why did you read it?
the title makes it quite clear that it references jewish people /stereotype.
If you are so sensetive and LITERAL, i suggest you censor your reading material a little more effectively!
Anyway, i hope you find many many jokes that you do like :wink:

[quote:52cd535a19]I find the white jokes on BET funny because actully everything they say is partly true.
[/quote:52cd535a19]

Well, Mr. PC, I am sure that somewhere there is a cheap-skate Jew... making my joke partly true. And you're right... it's just a joke.

I really didn't understand the joke at all.. Anyone mind helping me out with understanding it?.. Or is there nothing to get *Lost*

[quote:4b9a238189="TiGGeRsLiLCuTiE"]I really didn't understand the joke at all.. Anyone mind helping me out with understanding it?.. Or is there nothing to get *Lost*[/quote:4b9a238189]

There is a stereotype of Jewish people that they are all rich, tight with their money, and will try to rip you off.

Here's another one.
How do you kill a Jew?

Throw a dime out into traffic.

[quote:100826c458="ConfusedYouth"]I have a buddy who is Jewish and I make fun of him all the time for it and he does the same back to me. I'm simply saying that it's not always wise to say jokes around others whom you don't know. I know when I joke with my buddies we do it privately and never around people we don't know because we don't know how they react and sometimes it's violently.

I think it's great to joke but in this day and age you need to watch what you say or else you could be laying on the ground with a broken nose....[/quote:100826c458]

True. I gotcha.

why do men have a hole in the end of their penises?
to let air to their brains

I don't know about most other men put I use that hole to allow urine to flow out of my body and it's also most commonly I use it for sex... Sluts...

Q. What is a dilemna for a Jew?

A. Free Ham!


-This joke was told to me by my former girlfriend Natalie - A Jewish woman.

Stereotypes: can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

I know many Jews, one of them has ALS and from all appearances is from a middle-class family. (I really don't know him too well). He's a nice guy and doesn't fit any "average Jew" stereotypes.

Personally, I can live without stereotypes. Very happily, in fact.

The idea is : The jews are unable to give something but they try to make profit on every occasion, so this is why their Santa sells toys.

the joke was posted 6/17......its 11/28...........this thread needs to be locked up

I have tons of jokes making fun of Christanity who wants to hear 'em?

::raises hand enthusiastically::

Let's put the shoe on the other foot, at least.

Merry Christmas Buckshot! Let's not be sarcastic!

How did Jesus walk across water?

Shit floats

Merry Christmas hahahahaha

LMAO! Brightened my day. I'd love to tell this joke to my dumbassed Christian aunt & uncle. Not that they're dumbassed because they're Christian, but they're just dumbasses. I can just see the look on their faces... :D

Merry Christmas indeed! :D ;)

Hey Buckshot, didn't know ya could jump so high when being chased fer fun and games!


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

WOW! not funny....

Funny joke:

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

If God knows everything then why pray? It seems like one big waste of time!

Borghunter+ConfusedYouth: Keep your disgusting degrading jokes to yourselves. What did you call Jesus? Mon dieu. You are horrible people. The day is yet to come, but the Jews will soon be rotting in Hell. You two will be at the center of it.

And one more thing: You can suck My BIG FAT CHRIIIIIIIIISTIIIIIIAN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

So jokes about Jews are not disgusting and degrading to Jews?

Oh wait, don't bother replying, you'll just say that "Jews don't deserved an opinion as they're all nasty sinners." I don't believe even Dave would buy that. And he seems to be a pretty good Christian, in my opinion.

Thanks but no thanks to your suggestion, dod.

You’re asking two males to suck your cock? If I remember correctly homosexuality is downed upon in the Christian church and by God so you’re not a very good Christian for participating in Homosexual activates. Nor are we married and pre-marital sex is also looked down a upon. You’re one shitty Christian.

I will continue to make fun of Jesus and nothing you say will change my mind. If your going to put down Jews then I am given the right to put down Christians.

I will not rot in Hell because Hell does not exist.

Top 21 Good Things About Hell
21. None of that annoying check-in procedure like with St. Peter.
20. Due to recent health code changes, vats of boiling brimstone now use low-fat canola oil.
19. Your "Do you smell something burning?" slays 'em, year after year.
18. Plenty of legal help available for filing "wrongful death" lawsuit.
17. Newly passed law: Three strikes and you're back in LA.
16. Satan's confused attempts to torture masochists can be highly entertaining.
15. No need to pack the parka over Bob Dole's election chances.
14. Well, sure, it's hot, but it's a *dry* heat.
13. Free prostate checks and PAP smears administered daily!
12. The surprisingly entertaining "Hitler and Kathie Lee Show."
11. Every Thursday is Karaoke Night, hosted by Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr.
10. Prizes awarded for best crank phone calls to God.
9. Everywhere you look, there's a smoking section!
8. Big step up from Bakersfield.
7. Your little "blue flame" trick now produces spectacular results.
6. Free Microsoft software for everyone (as per agreement made back in early 80's).
5. Now that you've followed her advice, you just might get that date with Cindy Crawford.
4. 52 smmmmmokin' channels of Jim Carrey!
3. Saturday night WWF tag-team bout between Genghis Khan, Vlad the Impaler, and Hitler.
2. Everyone gets a length of pipe and a daily crack at Nancy Kerrigan's knee.
1. Fortune to be made on "Welcome, O.J." t-shirts.

Why God never got a PhD

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since
then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from
the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

Okay so they're kind of corny but some are OK.
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If I were Satan(God Forbid) himself, I would still be more pure and Christian than you are.
The homo is the sucker, not the suckee.
The even bigger homo is the one who ponders such an insult, and comments on it.
Oh, so you take pride in mocking the Great Lord?
The debate over whether it is ethical to persecute jews isn't even in existence. They killed the lord, they thought they could have washed their hands clean of this deed, they were wrong. Adolf Hitler should have finished them off in WWII, but at least he got a great headstart, huh? ehehe! there are less than 20 million lying brown-nosing jews in the world, and more than 2 billion christians, 1 billion muslims. Scary... huh? I WILL make Christians out of you yet...

Finally! We have found the root of your beliefs!

This was 2000 YEARS AGO, man! Get a grip! It's the 21st century A.D., now! That cross thing was ancient history 1500 years ago! Get over it!

Say that to 2 billion people.
You are a young christian, hiding behind atheism. Maybe you have had a very bad experience in life? What has shocked you into this worthless state? A man without religion and/or strong political views, is a worthless man, and indeed, no man at all. Now where do you stand?

I have my strong political views, thank you very much. And I believe atheism is a type of religion, just an unconventional one.

Shocked me? Into atheism? What "shocked" me, as you put it, is logic. Logic is why I am an atheist.

And who or what do you believe in? You need somebody to believe in, like me. Believe in Jesus, and in our Christian brothers. I know that deep down inside, you are still a Christian, no matter how hard you try to escape it. Come into the light...

To quite a great man, a yellow man, whose name is Homer Simpson. "I see the light. It burns!"

I believe in logic. That is all.

The logic for you right now is to agree with what i am telling you. The Jews love those with cash money. They believe in the Cent, rather than the dollar. Homer Simpson is a cartoon. We are people, with real lives and problems. You need a good friend to guide you. Think of what being in union with your Christian brothers has to offer you(even if it involves hating and beating up jews). At least you'd do it together.
But talking to you is pointless. Chasing the sun...

That's an odd post. "They believe in the Cent, rather than the dollar"? wtf?

Oh goody. That's exactly what I want. To go beating up Jews for no reason...together. Wow, that sounds like fun! :rolleyes: Moron.

they are so cheap, they believe in the cent.
only a moron wouldn't get that.
I need not waste my time with you.

Then don't. Your time is better served getting a counselor.

You Hate Jews don't you? They are the cause of all your problems. They fueled the hatred for 9/11. Ever thought of that? You do all the time. You know they are the problem.

Of all the things you have said, that makes the least sense. The radical Muslims (not the mainstream) got ticked off at Christianity and attacked the U.S.! The Jewish faith wasn't involved!

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I understand where you're coming from, but I call that place "Fantasyland" and "Drug-Induced Haze World".

now you are definitely refusing logic. well, never mind, i've got to go now back to real life. Think of everything I've told you, and maybe I will talk to you tommorow. Maybe we can be friends, no?
Auf Wiedersehen
Later

You're absolutely correct about us being friends.

No.

There ya go.

I take great pride in mocking God for he does not exist therefore I will receive no punishment.

I believe you’re the Homosexual because you asked us to suck your dick. If you ask another man to suck your dick then you too would be Gay thus making you a bad Christian. (NOTE: I have nothing against Homosexuality I’m only using this to prove a point)

In your argument you make it seem like every Jew took part if the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. This is not true because it would be physically impossible for a Jew living in our generation to have taken part in the Crucifixion.

I turned by back on Christianity when I began to study its history. Did you know the Christian church is responsible for some of the most heinous crimes to date. I read about militant Christians committing terrible crimes of terrorism through out the world. It seems like Christianity is also responsible for a lot of the problems that take place.

The Christian Church also loves those with money. The churches I visited made it seem like it was mandatory to give the church money. I remember my priest asking everyone to give at least 10% of there pay check to the church.

Also, it’s safe to say everyone loves money and not everyone is a Jew. Greed is human nature and money magnifies greed thus making it a problem for everyone and not only Jews.

Okay, I suggest this be the END of this thread unless there are more jokes. I suggest we move this debate over to the Religion forum under the thread "The New New World."

Thank you.