CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today,
I really sick.

Got headache, stomachache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel
like this I go to my wife and tell her give me s e x. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel
great. I be at work soon. You got nice house

Damn HaVok, I was going to post that one...:(

Originally posted by Vilepagan
Damn HaVok, I was going to post that one...:( So soddy.