A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local > > > Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once

> > > in a while, the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights

> > > would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the

> > > revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

> > >

> > > She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the

> >restroom?"

> > >

> > > The bartender nervously replied, "I really don't think you should."

> > >

> > > "Why not?" the nun asked.

> > >

> > > "Well, there is a life-size statue of a naked man in there, and his

> > > most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

> > >

> > > "Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."

> > >

> > > So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs,

> >and

> > > she proceeded to the restroom.

> > >

> > > Just like before, the lights in the place went out several times and each time

there was cheering from the crowd. After a few minutes, the nun came back out, and the whole place was

> > > hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just

> > > long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

> > >

> > > She walked up to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.

> >Why

> > > did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

> > >

> > > "Well, because now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.

> > > "Would you like a drink?"

> > >

> > > "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

> > >

> > > "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on that

> > > statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how

> > > about that drink?

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