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"Hey mac, you forgot something!"

"Where the hell's the background? It's all white!!!"

Nothing, as his mouth is not open

"Help, I've been Photoshopped!"

Why the hell did I go to The University Of Florida?

"Enjoy work while I enjoy your wife"

"Hey mister could you scratch my ass"

How do we know which is the garbage man? ;)

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Excuse me, Mister Fancy Suit, I guess you didn't hear me. I got a new job for you...your gonna be my new assistant! I'm gonna show mister big-shot executive how to haul trash! Now put the briefcase down, step outa those thousand dollar shoes and fifty dollar socks, and pick up these cans. I got a uniform for ya inside one of 'em, with your NAME on it! You can drop the Armani suit and tie in the can after you put on the unform - you won't need 'em anymore, hotshot!
HA! HA! HA! It's the garbageman's revenge!!

...i could really use a hot cup of coffie and a blow job...

Your wife tastes good. Much better than this garbage I've had to sleep with for the past three weeks.

Originally posted by rated R
...i could really use a hot cup of coffie and a blow job...
No...that's just what I say...

isn't that what every guy on the planet is thinking?

I hate coffee.

how?? I love it. it's so nice to down a warm latte on a cold morning after getting very little sleep. it's so comforting. plus, caffiene is probably singularly responsbile for most human productivity.

I like my beverage like I like my revenge, Cold........ ;)

Coffe tastes like shit. I can't down shit for energy. That's what a cup of English Breakfast tea is for in the morning. And then lots and lots and lots and lots of Dew during the day.

Originally posted by Beirut_Veteran
I like my beverage like I like my revenge, Cold........ ;)
Iced coffee! Frappaccino! Et cetera!

Oh, and kudos for you, Mr. Klingon.
Originally posted by Blibblob
Coffe tastes like shit. I can't down shit for energy. That's what a cup of English Breakfast tea is for in the morning. And then lots and lots and lots and lots of Dew during the day.
You must drink three bottles of Dew a day, and yet you still weigh approximately 90 lbs!

You must drink three bottles of Dew a day, and yet you still weigh approximately 90 lbs!
Usually two, sometimes three. And that would be 125. And it's summer, if I keep up what I've been doing, it'll be 200 by the time it's over.
*Kills Dracula again*

mountain dew is nasty......

I used to think that. It would be better if there wasn't so much vegetable oil, but whatever... It's the only thing that gets me through the day. It's more boring half asleep in class than to be outrageously hyper with my mind flying into strange lands.

Originally posted by WhammyBar
mountain dew is nasty......

Oh no you didn't!:hitout: :hitout: :hitout:

"'..forget Bush...no-one, I told you, is gonna laugh when we tell them we are married..""

heh i like my coffie like i like my men hot, black and strong...

wait a second...

Originally posted by rated R
heh i like my coffie like i like my men hot, black and strong...
Keep Airplane! out of this.

Originally posted by WhammyBar
mountain dew is nasty......

That is one of the most Anti-American comments I have heard on this board yet!!! (winks while sipping a cold Dew)


:lolhit:

Originally posted by BorgHunter
Keep Airplane! out of this.

:D im glad some one noticed

great movie

Originally posted by rated R
:D im glad some one noticed

great movie
Do you like...gladiator movies?

You know what they say . . . see a broad a getta booty yakin, leg her down a smackem' yackem'!